Steve Patterson 🇺🇦

With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current.

10% off.

[Steve Patterson 🇺🇦 @wizard_of_ood]

Alcohol is an evolutionary accelerant.

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@Wm_Sadler So sorry, sir. Deepest condolences.

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@JamesTate121 He is now adequately protected against intelligent thought.

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@realTuckFrumper So now the Senate is going to have to do their own investigation? The DOGE should insist on releasing the House report!

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If you're planning it months ahead, it's not an emergency.

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@dr_andrealove Perhaps RFKjr was jabbed six dozen times and was told "vaccines" by people who just like sticking pointy things into him. That would explain a lot.

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@RonFilipkowski "Kamala Harris wants you to drink Old Style. Donald J. Trump wants to drown you in it."

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@mehdirhasan Just curious; do you feel a little remorse at engaging in a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed for such a contest?
You shouldn't.

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@TrueFactsStated Is it too late to get "Island of Garbage" across a picture of Donald Trump?

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@RoxineKing Donald Trump is an island of garbage.

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@ElieNYC Smart attorneys cannot make up for a potent fool.

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@SKUsa11 So the orange clown can STFU for 38 minutes? Who knew?

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@IvanasStairCam Very little, if anything.

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@BagdMilkSoWhat Who?

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@thejackhopkins I think that "hot" in this case means "popular" or "trending" rather than "sexy".
But I could be wrong.

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@RogerZenAF And someone's about to find out what the Streisand Effect is. Although he'll probably try to rename it after himself.

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@nick_field90 Awesome spot.

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@RachelBitecofer Damn, Ron, do a Google search on the First Amendment and then one on the "Streisand Effect."
Oh, wait, never mind, you neither read nor think. My bad.

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@JoeyMoser83 So if I wear a mask and stay six feet away from other people, my climate won't change?
Her cheese is at least six feet from her cracker.

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@ennui365 Goes double for Improv.