Merlinwizard

🇬🇧 he/him
30
in splatoon retirement home
Elevate | Elongate | Inkxiety Elevated |

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[Merlinwizard @wizard_turtle]

@lady_valor_07 That's a beige banquet

[Merlinwizard @wizard_turtle]

nerf bubble self heal already

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@Shinxed110 @suestormkisser I got comms banned the other day because my supports were losing to dive and cd was open and not picked. Ended up crashing out and picking cd myself and proceeded to die zero times to the dive (crazy)

[Merlinwizard @wizard_turtle]

I miss this

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@Shinxed110 Why are playing strive

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it's been 6 years @riotgames even splatoon has figured ts out

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@DJEZ912764 They only ever check mine when it's expired by a few days. Such a pisstake

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Every sentence that gymskin utters is pure gold

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@violentdxlxghts Will you be mining also?

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@DJEZ912764 Just the king at 100 i'm afraid

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Life pretty shit rn but I'm feeling loved and that's all that matters :)
Even the council gave me a card 😆

[Merlinwizard @wizard_turtle]

@DJEZ912764 💀

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@DJEZ912764 Mate i spoke to the traffic warden in the morning too and he said he wouldn't give me a ticket. What a pisstake

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@Just_SnipeZ Was good thanks :)

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I love prx. They go from maybe we get 2-0ed to smurfing at the flick of a switch

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@IkaMirimango W engagement farm

[Merlinwizard @wizard_turtle]

@Mewtyyy Retro console treatment (but also me too since the switch 2 released)

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Bonus points for being 3 days early too

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Finally someone has used my real name on a birthday card! Only took 30 years

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And then it can fuck off

[Merlinwizard @wizard_turtle]

Cancer can suck my dick