Merlinwizard

🇬🇧 he/him
30
in splatoon retirement home
Elevate | Elongate | Inkxiety Elevated |

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@DJEZ912764 Booooo

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@DJEZ912764 Skull emoji

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@violentdxlxghts I have a boyfriend

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@DJEZ912764 Downvote

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I hate wordle

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If i Get one more voicemail where it's just the sound of my mum's handbag I'm going to lose it

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@DJEZ912764 Good to know

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In case friends from overseas are not aware. We currently have a 'joke' candidate called Count Binface that has a slight chance of winning the Clacton local election. If he does win that STILL won't be as insane as Trump being president.

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This is my office setup while the weather is so nice

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opening twitter lately be like
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@DJEZ912764 Sorry

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@AyoJoyGames As soon as I saw a GAME in a sports direct I knew they were cooked

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME

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I've never been more mad to be winning

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I knew we had it in us. Shame we waited until we were going home already

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@Shinxed110 🥀

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You football conspiracy theorists aren't thinking big enough. It's not Fifa rigging tournaments it's the people who programmed the simulation we live in duh

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@CyanSRNW He's been unreal. Only bad decision he's made honestly and can you blame him? It worked against Mexico for longer and with 10 men

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Today's wordle was a bastard
it's barely even a word 😭

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