amanda // wizzy

i'm a nerd

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

rough (like buff in buffalo)
cough (like a dusty prairie dog)
drought (like trout without water)
though (like doe)
thought (like a lil fawn)
through (like canada goose)

Enough. Go outside. 🦌

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

meatier = 🥩🥩

meteor = ☄️

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

[flirting]

*you're

[may🍉 @maybebi477]

screaming

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

@Tsdragon4 I’m having wizard dreams

[Matthew Segal @segalmr]

To say "let's eliminate due process for the bad guys" is to fundamentally misunderstand what due process is.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

“You let a cat in your bed?”

I’d let a cat borrow my electric sander if he asked.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

happy presidents day

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

i dont want my fanfiction written by AI i want it written the way god intended: by a deranged freak at 3am with no respect for grammar or human anatomy

[venus (≧∇≦)b | gsgw part 3 !! @soggyapplepiies]

my ao3 history is between me, god, and the American government now apparently

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

I am MFKN cryyyying!!
😭😭😭😭

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

MAGA fascists have no fucking idea of the hell that is coming their way. 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

In case you need a break today, here are 100 dogs you can pet in video games

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

If you ever seen me complaining about Hollywood lack of original films just know this was the exception