Emily (Certified Magic Judge) ☭

Emily, paranoid schizophrenic, renowned wizard enthusiast. Magic: the Gathering L1 judge. I’m not bragging I’m just really excited about it. They/Them

[Emily (Certified Magic Judge) ☭ @wizardemmy]

If I’m an NPC at least I’m romanceable

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

look at this fucking idiot https://t.co/mlPe1WqAEQ

[challkuchimaq @kevsaucebro]

can’t imagine there’s anything more cathartic for a white southern conservative than getting to personally segregate a restroom

[ropey. @BeanTwilly]

hey chris, this sucks and i hope your company burns to the ground! 😃

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

This cursed amulet that whispers things to me

[Dez ✨Comms open ✨ @dezdraws_]

Meet their weird cousins they only see once a month

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The sign said no solicitors

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Sigh, Another delivery driver ignored the instructions and walked straight into one of my boobytraps again

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Just saw a girl go for the barbarian again… Sigh, it shouldn’t be a surprise to me anymore

[regan kelly @midwestern_baby]

if you guys saw this outside of a bar, would you come in? please be honest

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

I love this fucking website I'm never leaving

[Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛ @PrinceVogel]

does anyone have any compelling reasons I shouldn't try the horse electrolytes

[jesse 🇵🇸 @tiddypills]

JD Vance I will eliminate you in 2 games. G1 you draw runner runner perfects and it's not close to enough. I read your hand the whole way. Hillbilly Elegy sucked fuck you. G2 I combo kill you t2, spell pierce backup. You lost JD. You've been a loser since the day you were born.

[Rachel Agnes @baetog_]

When I lose first in a commander game

[Emily (Certified Magic Judge) ☭ @wizardemmy]

@ghirapurigears I’ve been in love with this wheel since the day I bought it I’m glad someone liked it enough to share online!

[Pump up the jam @Combat_Trix]

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[Emily (Certified Magic Judge) ☭ @wizardemmy]

@Combat_Trix Hey that’s me!

[charlotte🐠 @burntfishie]

good meowning

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Most people aren’t even qualified to have a dog