kathryn

I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice -Dorinda, RHONY S9

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

Today one of my students asked why I was allowed to become a teacher if I don’t have any kids

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

“Slightly obnoxious but not evil”

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

I freaking love fanfictions. What do you mean we’re wearing this in hogwarts? And we have a private room with a door that goes directly to Draco Malfoys room?

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

Online Swimsuit shopping is best done after 2 margaritas

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

I’m fine, just wish I had a fun drink

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a NOISE with dirt ON iIT

[Dirk (formerly green) @ironheeding]

my island

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

I’ve been playing so much tomodachi life I had to take a break to touch grass

[ray 🌟 @nrtsdattebayo]

watching naruto is hard when you don’t particularly care that much about sasuke like why are we doing all this to get him back he is not worth all this

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

My aunt pisses me off so bad that lady’s on vacation 365 days of the year with her maga husband

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

Skrillex is genuinely the best

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

There’s a trend rn where you look up your rainbow magic fairy and mine is the worst one

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

“st patricks day comes from Ireland, which is in the British eyeholes” -my student

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

Speech therapy Reddit is a dark dark place but sometimes I look at the posts to commiserate with other people who are also having a hard time. Most of the time it makes me feel worse though.

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

I really didn’t want to come to work today but here I am

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

There are some days where I’m like I’m so good at my job I’m amazing and other days where I’m like man I suck I don’t know what I’m doing and it’s never gonna get better.

[kathryn @wizardhumping]

Can’t send my husband grocery shopping bc he’ll just get bananas and steaks