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[𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕫 @wizardingwiles]

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[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to drop out of the race to become President of the United States.

[𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕫 @wizardingwiles]

@sportswithjohn Muscle memory. My thumb opens the app when I'm bored

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@tacobell 55 volcano burritos, 100 caramel apple empanadas

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@hankgreen Cut in half, add a scoop of goat cheese, wrap in bacon, bake at 350 until the bacon is cooked. Best sweet & savory snack of all time!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

apparently a lot of cis women need to hear this but a world where our faces, bodies, hair, breasts, clothing and voice are constantly scrutinized as "not feminine enough" is infinitely more dangerous than a world where trans women might also be in the bathroom and need to pee

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@vinn_ayy Someone at church camp told me a peace sign was a broken cross

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@MichaelaOkla Hear me out

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@buttpraxis I don't do germs, mold, or visible bugs

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

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@Hadamijo @SassyFactory @francisxwolf Marjoram is very similar to oregano!

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@AshleyGWinter My husband grew up eating that meal, it's a traditional European dish (his family is Polish) and they call it Kluski z Serum!

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

This is the best tattoo I've ever seen in my whole life, no contest

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@gtf0michelle @hoopgoth Great question 🙃

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@JoJoFromJerz Moulin Rouge. No notes. None.

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@tobyfox I hope you're proud ❤️

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Arizona GOP candidate who said he wanted “our children protected [from] the progressive left" was arrested for masturbating outside of a preschool

“I’m sorry. I fucked up. I’m really stressed.”

Officials say it's too late to remove him from the ballot
https://t.co/fzZN0EgItp

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

72 priests were added to the list of chicago clergy accused of sexual abuse yesterday and the “protect your kids from drag queens” crowd has been notably quiet