Chapman

CPA

[Chapman @wizardjcc]

My white trash steak night - angus sirloin preseasoned by the grocery with salty ass TexJoy seasoning paired with Snoop’s Cali Red.

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@mamathemagazine @RollingStone Saca la Bassura!

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@MikeGarafolo @RapSheet How is this different from one of Mao’s struggle sessions?

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@LoewyLawFirm They’re all faculty members at SFA. By the way, Paxton is the best Republican friend of the plaintiff’s bar.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I met James Talarico. We hugged. We prayed. We cried over the fact that my trans child would never be able to get an abortion. He is the change Texas needs

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@curtis_yarvin Stealing money from MSNBC viewers on PolyMarket to buy Republicans winning this seat at 52%. My way of owning the libs. Open to suggestions on how to roll this into bigger victories.

[Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin]

To gender Talarico is to misgender him

[Jeremy Carl @realJeremyCarl]

If I were Lindsey Graham I'd be sweating bullets right now.

Yes, he has the Trump endorsement but this isn't just about Trump endorsement.

@MarkLynchSC has $ and Graham represents everything about the GOP that TX voters just repudiated.

[Jeremy Carl @realJeremyCarl]

No introspection by the Senate GOP.

If there was anything I learned during my Senate confirmation process, it was just how completely out of touch most of our Senators are with our voters' concerns.

[RiverOaksGuy @Bowtiedplayer]

As a moderate Texas dem, I cannot in good conscience vote for Talarico after his overtly racist misogynoir against a black woman of color, Jasmine Crockett.

I'm sitting this one out to send our party a message.

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@PattyTakes213 Thank you!

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@westhart07 @jamestalarico @LoewyLawFirm Only one exception I can think of - Kinky Friedman

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@hughhewitt The establishment spent $135M telling Texans what to think. Texas spent nothing telling the establishment where to go. Thanks to Cornyn taking the L gracefully.

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Low-T Talarico pulling up to the Paxton victory party with a kale smoothie and an open arms policy. Bro, even Cornyn voters eat meat. #txsen

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I want to thank Senator John Cornyn for his years representing our state. 

We don’t agree on everything, but we both still believe in public service.

To Senator Cornyn’s supporters: you have a place in our campaign.

[Chapman @wizardjcc]

Class act concession, Sen. Cornyn. But $135M later, the lesson is clear: Greg Abbott read the room. You didn’t. The establishment can’t buy its way back into the base. #txpolitics

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Congratulations Ken Paxton on the resounding victory.

Next, he will destroy Talarico and become the next US Senator from the state of Texas.

[MAMA @mamathemagazine]

Skating is about rejecting the system.
Golf is about being the system.

[Chapman @wizardjcc]

@DisgracedProp I’ve only been to Floribama. I was like 13. Got their on a boat from Orange Beach. Ran into some neighbors about 5 hours away from home. Gulf coast classic. I’ll check out Bacchanal the next time in NOLA.

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@FischerKing64 It’s Pyongyang for woketards

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@swampist Obviously, she's never seen a marching band from the SWAC.