ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒, 𝒻𝓎𝒾.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓸𝓵(𝓮)𝔂.

— 𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂

[ ᴍɪʀʀ. ʟɪᴛ. | 18+ | #Shank ]

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

i arrive home craving violence but mum won’t let me cause chaos in the streets.💔

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

GOOOOOD EVENING🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

“can’t fool me, i saw you fighting a smile there, m’lady!”

he looks like the cat that got the cream right now, big grin in place still as always.

[𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 ▪︎ Parody @GoldenBookGeek]

She didn't realise he totally saw that and keeps her act up.

"I'm not an expert on good jokes, but that certainly wasn't one of them."

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

slooowly turning his head to stare at her because oooh, he saw that from the corner of his eye. can’t hide from him!

“i know that was a good one.~”

victory!

[𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 ▪︎ Parody @GoldenBookGeek]

And there goes the eye roll by hearing yet another bad pun from the twin. But wait, is that a sliiight twitch at the corner of her lips?

Maybe. She wouldn't admit so easily though that it, in fact, wasn't as bad of a pun as she'd like to pretend it to be.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

“exactly. i’ll get it sorted then! hopefully it’ll pull in some good applicants quickly. we need all hands on deck after all! i’ll have it up before the day ends.”

nod nod. it’s needed. they need extra hands. it’ll only get busier from now on, as the holidays draw closer.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

next time, i’ll make it work, promise!

[𝓗. 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 @ChosenScarred]

That does not mean you can’t spit tea on Ron still. I believe in you.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

no, i don’t live at the burrow anymore, sweet summer child.

[𝓗. 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 @ChosenScarred]

On Ron?

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

i just spat my tea out because of you.

[𝓗. 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 @ChosenScarred]

Good morning.

It is I.

Harold.

Just kidding don’t call me that.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

ggooddmmmronjng..

got work..

byyyeee

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

// okie i did a thing, follow he

[— 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃𝓎 ִֶָ࣪☾. @ululatluna]

𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼.

[ ʀ.ᴊ. ʟᴜᴘɪɴ | ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛʏ ᴍᴄꜱᴍᴀʀᴛʏᴘᴀɴᴛꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ꜰᴇʀᴀʟ | ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴇʀᴀ/ᴀᴛʏᴅ!ᴀᴜ ɪɢ? | ᴍɪʀʀ. ʟɪᴛ. | 18+ | #Shank ]

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

YOU WANT ME GOOOOONE.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

oh georgie, i love you very much, i just find it funny.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

after christmas i’m taking time off, i am EXHAUSTED.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

just say you HATE me.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

this is absolutely brilliant.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

“anything i can do to help lift that mood a little?”

[𝑹𝑶𝑵 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑳𝑬𝒀 .ᐟ @YourWeasleyKing]

“just been a long day.”

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

but also please don’t choose me, i’m a disaster on legs.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

i’m actually not entirely sure what i am? all i know is i’m not ruling anything out. if i end up liking a bloke then i like a bloke, if it’s a woman? totally cool too.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

you never know when love pops up and throws you for a loop!

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

i’m losing my MIND.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

can i label myself as bysexual because i’m by myself?

or byesexual because..

there are no good fish in the seas for me, fellas.

[ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wizardlywheezes]

i just like complaining and making jokes about it, really. i’m not one to care much for aesthetics.