The Reverend Doctor Nick

Hai Everybody! (Does anyone get that reference?)
Actor, voice actor, writer, traveler, tramp, vagabond. That's me in a nutshell. Links to books I did below!

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

Funny that a few comparatively cheap drone strikes by the only true freedom fighter President in the "west" @ZelenskyyUa did more good for Twitter than @elonmusk spending $44 billion just to turn it into a Nazi masturbatorium.
#SlavaUkraïni President Zelenskyy, for all you do.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

Just six more chapters to go and this audiobook is finished, but my voice is starting to break, it's practically 6 am and I can already hear big trucks trundling along the road nearby. Maybe it's time to sleep.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@ScottJenningsKY Are you imagining you are "regular folks?" My guy, the only thing you have in common with average GOP voters is you think pedophilia is okay if it owns "the libs" and makes immigrants scared. You get paid more than actual working people just to be a crass dick on TV. Fuck off

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@realXanderXjork I'm not the one who missed a very obvious joke.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

I bet if
@billmaher
had ever had dinner with Jeffery Epstein, he'd make a point to mention how nice he was at the dinner table. Because you know folks, pedophiles, they're just rich out of touch, mediocre white guys who are desperate for clout and attention like all of us, right?

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@LucifersTweetz I get the idea, but it feels like it would work better as a Greek myth. Not JUST because those can sometimes involve hot male politician booties. Though, I'm sure they did.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@EricSchultz Yeah, but did President Obama talk about any other dude's asses? Not a single word about how hot he thought anyone was? Really? Does he even know how to politics? Jeezums...

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

And there we go.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

Yeah but like, when has a forest ever been able to make me a profile pic that made me look like a fit chad with a hottie gf so i can mog on the poors from my basement apartment surrounded by all these Circle-K cups, huh?

[Nick Young @nickofnz]

Google did this to build a data center in Finland.

It was illegal, but they did it anyway.

Big Tech is out of control.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

The @WhiteHouse socials team apparently don't know what "bird's eye view" means. They literally posted this.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

But I was told the other day that the world requires billionaires to function, exist or progress. I even had one guy who I'm sure is an absolute hit at parties, tell me I would probably be dead without them. So, am I still wrong? I was told they're our noble leaders! What gives?

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@alyssamariiee11 If your girlfriend is proudly MAGA, you have a child rape enthusiast thot.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@TheTNHoller @billmaher It's funny that @billmaher is so like Trump in that he'll talk endless, hollow shit for attention about anyone, but as soon as they're nice to him, well, I guess they're not so bad.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@Grimasaur I've actually been getting a decent amount of work in the LitRPG world lately. Have an 8 book series I'm working through for Audible and just got an audition invitation from Podium yesterday for a mage oriented LitRPG series. Honestly love the genre.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@BenjaminPDixon Only argument I've heard against that is that it was better when it was twitter. Now it's "X," because edgy 90s marketing will never die, or some shit, and it's an even shittier shitpile than it was before. Twitter was a better website.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@Newman_NH I've only been to two of those cities, but NOLA and Nashville are obviously fantastic spots.

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@TheCartoonLoon Ham it up. Have a 17ish year old hanging with friends. Phone vibrates, but then vibrates again. And again. And then a weird song starts playing.
Everyone is confused. Is the notification thingy broken? Why won't it stop? It's so loud! Who is "mom?"

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@ChinaShock3 "Yeah, but what are the sailors T levels like bro? How many pullups can those big gay woke balls on there do, huh bro? Hypersonic missiles? We've got ALPHA dudes here so jacked, they'll just catch them in the air like footballs, because we're warriors bro. No gay shit."
-@SecWar

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

@billmaher is to liberal democracy and the Democratic party what @SenFettermanPA is to liberal democracy and the Democratic party.
Because fuck what people want. Bill Maher, unfunny millionaire "comedian" and true man of the people, knows what they need.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Bill Maher: I would love to hear a Democrat say the DSA is not socialism, it is communism.

Andy Beshear: There's only one current elected official in all of America that has taken government stakes in the means of production, and that's Donald J. Trump.