isabel | acab

she/they

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

congressman jim banks spending christmas checking his indirects

[Jim Banks @Jim_Banks]

@wizardofmaahs Duly noted. @ClubSodaFtWayne @BakerStreetFTW

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

@gwensdad oph*l*a’s

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

participated in a full staff walkout this week and lost my job pretty explicitly bc they were threatened by our unity and willingness to take action, ie if backed by legal recourse we would have held all the power in that situation

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

the staff they lost literally won them that award lmfao we had no ownership in the building for most of 2023

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

when fort wayne’s favorite brunch spot closes in 3 months i’m gonna have some shit to say

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

wish i could bring my cats to thanksgiving the way people bring their dogs but they just have to be weird as fuck about new spaces and new friends

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

my roman empire is the customer who showed up 15 minutes after close and with real vitriol said “you can’t seat me?? it’s only 15 minutes!!” as though 15 minutes AFTER CLOSE isn’t a significant amount of time??????

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

@gwensdad exactly lmfao

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

no conclusions here but i had a table today insinuate that they were scared to be on wells street at 12pm, then a few hours later i went to the west state kroger and like…… idk the juxtaposition was there and i’m just angry about it all

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

i’m just itching to find out why my insurance denied a claim for a completely normal in network routine eye exam. what could POSSIBLY BE THE REASON

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

did anyone else see the tiktok of someone finding a single adderall in the pocket of a new pair of jeans and people in the comments were like “that’s so scary i’m glad you’re okay”

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

there’s significant water damage at the bar and the espresso machine is malfunctioning i have to start smoking at work

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

i have $46 in my bank account and one of my tables tipped 10% bc i redirected them to the host stand when they tried to check in with me in the middle of the dining room holding a stack of dirty plates and another wrote cash on her slip but there was no cash left on the table

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

i’m so high strung rn

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

i’m befuddled by how many comments on the city’s parks map thing are just demanding a disc golf course in every zip code

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

extreme snowflake behavior from jim banks, getting a news anchor fired for asking questions he didn’t know how to answer

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

can you even fucking imagine being in THAT environment and thinking it’s appropriate to start talking about conspiracy theories i wouldn’t have wanted to listen to someone talk about politics i agreed with

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

i think one of the most miserable experiences of my life was waiting in line for the walk in vet clinic while my cat was like actively dying and having no choice but to listen to the anti-vaxxer at the front of the line literally scream about politics

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

jk i just don’t know the account info but i’m also probably not going to try that hard as a small act of retribution for the actually insane amount of swiftie content that floods every social media platform at all times

[isabel | acab @wizardofmaahs]

when i was like 15 i made a now long forgotten instagram account for my late cat …….:::::::……………,.,,,,,,,, the username is karmaisacat and i will not be giving it up to the swiftie in my dms