Derek Wozniak

Guitar player, dog lover, Chemistry PhD

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@JasonMoore @FFHitman @AndyHolloway @ProducerBorland @TheFFBallers

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@mikewilllyy you are a ho and I want that known

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@mikewilllyy fuck you and Jacoby and fuck @MarvHarrisonJr bitch ass for being hurt so you get a billion targets

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@zz08niner @jonmachota Their shit ain't working right lol I can't log in after registering

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@scanthony14 @fuboTV Lucky you my credit card is showing the transaction but I can't log in and haven't gotten any emails from their system

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@YouTubeTV @Disney fix your shit so I can watch MNF

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@FFHitman @TheFFBallers @ProducerBorland

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@AtlantaFalcons Unready

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@DrakeLondon_ dude you killed me today. You ruined this entire game for both the @AtlantaFalcons and so many fantasy teams

You're getting paid a ton go play through the pain!

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@AtlantaFalcons hey why are we taking Bijan off the field in high leverage spots

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@DrakeLondon_ go play bitch you don't need a hip

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@Money_E3 I wonder what would happen if a guy had had a really cool breakaway 70 yard td? If he didn't fumble it out of the back of the end zone like a jackass because he was trying to look cool 🤔 I suppose we'll never know.

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@Money_E3 why do coaches not drill it into players skulls to just hold the goddamn ball. You get to do whatever celebration you want once you're in!

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@Money_E3 AD Mitchell did this shit LAST WEEK

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@Money_E3 hold the ball until you're in the end zone numb nuts

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@FFHitman @andyholloway @TheFFBallers @jasonmoore footage of Romeo Doubs drinking Gatorade on the sideline

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

This isn't account specific lol your site and app are available to everyone and are constantly broken

[Toyota Financial @ToyotaFinancial]

Dear Derek,

Thank you for reaching out to Toyota Financial Services via X. We apologize for any inconvenience this matter may have caused for you.

Due to privacy policies and regulations, we are unable to assist with any kind of account specific information through this social media channel.

If you would like to discuss your problems with the app and website, please contact our Customer Care Center toll-free at [phone]. The hours of operation are Monday through Friday from 8:00AM to 5:00PM local time.

Enjoy the rest of your week! Thank you ^ A.J.

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@ToyotaFinancial why are your app and website constantly malfunctioning?

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@SleeperHQ fix the UI so gifs sent in the chat work even if they aren't from the Sleeper gif library. Or get a better gif library! Lol

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@FFHitman @TheFFBallers Nah I know haha I just have to immediately skip ahead for fear of puking 😂 I should just listen on YouTube

[Derek Wozniak @wizardofwoz66]

@TheFFBallers can yall get rid of the awful asmr ads where you listen to people eating in high definition? It is the worst sound on the planet and I know at least @FFHitman is with me on this lol