Lawrence Association Of Wizards

Where Lawrence, Kansas wizards meet to be discreet. Home of the Winchester brothers, spuggets, and nutzels.

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Open new doors!

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We'll work under the assumption that Kris Kobach would prefer to return to his original identity, Nostoc commune.
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Happy solstice, Lawrence! Please report on how you spent your glut of daylight.

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Of the witches who no longer give a twitch, the majority say it is because no one believed them about false strawberries.

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@prairielaura We believe you have opposing goals, however.

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See us for fungus translation services.

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@TheFastPitch More Somebody Somewhere--> More opportunities for filming in Kansas and @libertyhall and @lovegardensound t-shirts

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Weird how no donuts have shown up at headquarters yet.

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The moon is bright tonight. You may wish to ensure your robe is not tucked into your underpants.

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Yes, this is the day we recognize the existence of space wizards. Happy #maythe4th

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@ComedyMayorLFK , we're curious about your services. If there was a problem we couldn't handle, would you be able to make people feel better about it?

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The more purple option is generally the more magical option.

[The Lawrence Times @LawrenceKSTimes]

A military family, the Bonuras looked forward to settling down in Lawrence. But they’ve been surprised and disheartened recently by anonymous letters their West Hills neighbors have sent, objecting to the colors the family painted their home.
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@KUPhysicsAstro @Kyssuber @RoachesOfMalott @MalottHall It appears to be an Italian wall lizard, not a native beast, so consider rewriting the 'release' part of the plan. So it's in Malott? Now we're on mutant watch.

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@kjhk serving up the 'music to piss off your familiar' show

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You may be wondering, "Am I a good pagan if I go to Christian Easter service, but I spend the time daydreaming about. . . fecundity?"

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We extend our appreciation to everyone who represented the pagans today with eggs, pastries, and fertility

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@Davis_Hammet Curses!

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@lawrencelibrary posted a tremendous list of fiction involving magic. Nearly everything is checked out! We can recommend one available right now: Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya. https://t.co/11tccdtpR8

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The Art Tougeau parade can't get here fast enough.

[Dan Chaon (@danchaon.bsky.social) @Danchaon]

I am always the pig driving the hot dog oblivious to its implications