Malott Hall

I'm a movie star and fallout shelter, and you're not.

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

Cowards.

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

I didn't know penises could be that small.

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

Welcome to the War Department.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLLINS: But the argument from Republicans is that Biden used an autopen for pardons and didn't know who he was pardoning. Trump is openly saying he did not know who he was pardoning.

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: He said it was recommended to him. He gets a lot of recommendations. He pardons a lot of people.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I’m convinced we could pay off our entire national debt by doing 3 simple things:

1. Ban all non-citizens from welfare programs

2. Strict, enforceable work requirement for EBT/SNAP/Section 8

3. Mass prosecute welfare fraud with federal prison time for stealing from taxpayers

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@KUPhysicsAstro

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

I didn't know they made penises so small.

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

This morning’s grandstanding at Quantico only solidified what we already know: @PeteHegseth continues to disparage and lie about women in the military.

He claimed the military needs to “return to the male standard” in combat jobs (of 1990!), but here’s the truth: there has never been a separate male and female standard. When women entered combat roles, one standard was set, and we’ve been meeting it ever since. You can either do the job or you can’t. Period.

Thanks to @wolfblitzer and @cnn for having me on this morning.

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@KansanNews

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals.

This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@CardinalDolan

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Charlie Kirk called compassion for migrants “one of the major moral failings of the American church” and mocked pastors who believe the Bible teaches to welcome migrants with love.

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@SSaldanhaO

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@ineptMechanicus How dare you malign these institutions dedicated to freedom of expression, critical thinking, and inclusivity.

I'd write a more thorough rebuttal, but I'm currently busy removing pronouns from my email signature as demanded by the state legislature.

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@KansanNews My roof leaks.

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@Acyn

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@ShakespeareFPS @flying_rodent

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@dick_nixon How long until President Trump revokes Leo's U.S. citizenship, Sir?

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@KUPhysicsAstro @ass_deans

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@KUPhysicsAstro Narrator: the water was never potable and will never be potable.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sen. Roger Marshall: "What we do know is that 40% of those phone calls coming into the Social Security hotline are people trying to change the account where that money is being sent. I don't know the success level of those ... we're gonna work on that. I think that's a huge priority."

[Malott Hall @MalottHall]

@LawrenceKSTimes @KansasReflector His vision for appropriate reporting