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the podcast talking utter stoke nonsense since 2016

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@England_Pod England 1 Argentina 0. Beckham’s penalty.

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@Ankaman616 England to wear a different kit after half time in any game.

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@paulmichaelmorg Very few English fans are buzzing about how many European qualification spots we get.

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You cheated, you got caught, and you are continuing to embarrass yourselves by keeping the manager in a job.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Club statement: 1st June 2026

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@FootballCliches Zagalbie 1 Radomiak 0, 11 April 2026

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I’ve seen ten different versions of this video. No, the point is you SHOULD be able to walk to a football stadium.

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It’s class innit

[Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM]

Seeing a lot of gleeful mickey-taking from people who you’d imagine would snatch your arm off if you offered their clubs the season Arsenal have just had.

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@AdolphusSpriggs His football tweets have always been a source of second hand embarrassment. A bloke in his 60s(?) reduced to childish trolling.

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Love to see Peter Crouch in an advert one of these days

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"We can't reach the play offs because it's too difficult" - Jon Coates, who has the richest mum ever.

[Rob Staton @robstaton]

What a run for Sunderland -- from League One to 7th in the Premier League and Europe in four years

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I thought they already moved on from Moyes Keane

[. @saundzo]

Everton need to swiftly move on from Moyes, Keane & Tarkowski

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We're not even playing and we're still finding ways to look stupid. Well done Schuey.

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We are so so so badly managed.

[Hull City @HullCity]

WE ARE GOING UP!!!!

#hcafc

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Like, just announce the squad, what’s the point of all this leaking shit?

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Congratulations Arsenal. I’m sure the great man is smiling tonight.

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LOSING PROMOTION BECAUSE AN INTERN. FUCKING HELL. I AM SORRY SKYBET I TAKE IT ALL BACK I LOVE YOU.

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The culture up there

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Categorically the most engrossed I’ve ever been in Scottish football this season. The culture up there is superb.

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I posted this for lols the other night and it’s had over a million views? I feel like HLTCO

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THAT BACKHEEL FROM ALAN HUDSON OH MY FUCKING WORD.

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NEW CONTRACT FOR JOEY JOEY JO JUNIOR TCHAMADEU