Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy

🪶 Zorko’s Arcane Appraisals 🪶 📚@forgottentomes_ 📚

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🪄 Attention all wizards! @ForgottenRunes

Enchanter Zorko of the Marsh & Co. are thrilled to announce:

🪄 ZORKO’S ARCANE APPRAISAL 🪄

A weekly story series inspired by Antiques Roadshow, but with 🔥cursed items🔥, 🧙‍♂️cult characters🧙‍♂️, and magical chaos.

[Tania del Rio @taniadelrio]

3/ This week, @wizardsteezy’s Zorko poses a new question to ponder!
https://t.co/jynt3ZDQ6K

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Wizdom with Zorko…

When does a cave become a lair?

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@Keepcase @0xMythsMonsters Ggs!

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Somebody has to do it…

[Tania del Rio @taniadelrio]

3/ @wizardsteezy’s Zorko continues to ask all the important questions!
https://t.co/SziHNQddRU

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I graduated from Wiz-Tech, and these were our robes...

I need these back

[Forgotten Runes Wizard's Cult @ForgottenRunes]

sure you can wield all colors of magic but then your robe looks like this

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Wizdom with Zorko...

What is the economy of a town with only one shopkeeper?

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Wizdom with Zorko...

What are giant spiders contributing to the ecosystem?

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Wizdom with Zorko...

What is a dragon hoard’s annual interest rate?

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

@0n1Force @IanB93 I need to pick up an Oni. One day…

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

@ZayLaSoul @ForgottenRunes Big Building Services doesn’t want us to know

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Wizdom with Zorko....

When do torches in ancient ruins get replaced?

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

@FabienWeibel This could be a fun PvP game if enemies came and laid siege to your castle

All the imaginary battles in a childs mind coming to life

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

Yall gonna have to start callin me the Dragon hoarder, because we found our latest addition in the last @0xMythsMonsters raid!

The experience of putting the team together and sending them off always feels better when they come home with the loot!

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

Very excited to add this handsome Soul to my collection @ForgottenRunes

I’ve got plans for you 😈

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Wizdom with Zorko…

If a goblin steals from another goblin, is that just circulation?

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

Wizdom with Zorko...

What are healing potions if not magical energy drinks?

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

Wizdom with Zorko...

Why do evil towers always have the best architecture?

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

Wizdom with Zorko…

If a bard steals a song, is that plagiarism or loot?

[Zorko's Arcane Appraisals | Steezy @WizardSteezy]

Wizdom with Zorko...

Why are invisibility cloaks so noticeable?

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@_giveahoot @ForgottenRunes @ForgottenTomes_ @ghosts0y gm