Wizard LemonCello

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

did the kids who ate the cupcake paper die out

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

Hey @trixiemattel how much are these worth? My mom just gave them away at her garage sale!

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

Y’all remember that episode of my strange addictions, where a women was married to a ghost and they would fuck?

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

I don’t want to be around anyone. I don’t know how to work on myself. I don’t like therapy. I want to be alone.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

It difficult telling people you’re not doing alright.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

I want to move to the woods by myself. Rescue a handful of dogs and self isolate.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

I’m at @trixiemattel @katya_zamo in Indy right now and this is the best I’ve felt in a long time. I’m actually laughing. These ladies are genuinely funny!

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

YES PLEASESEE

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

@Dexerto Can I be CEO

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

@BillClinton Are drive-thrus killing the planet?

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

Rihanna is preggers y’all.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

This isn’t a dump truck, this is a flat bed.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

Guys stop hating Hasan.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

So I’ll go through these periods of hiatus but getting back into things involves trust and honest communication. Some of the things I haven’t had in the past.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

I really only sleep with people if I have a personal connection to or with them. I’ve figuring this out about myself.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

HAAA the guy from @BigTenPlus said he goes to the Gophers practices so he can be prepared for the broadcast. First of all that was a lie OR he’s missed every practice ever.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

It seems this has been corrected.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

@BigTenPlus 34 is GRACE BERGER 33 IS SYDNEY PARRISH

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

Just hangin in there. Waiting for @Beyonce to invite me on tour.

[Wizard LemonCello @wizardthelizard]

Yooo @MeUndies I just had a baller idea. You should do a collab with @kinapparel so I can wear my onesie with the hood up and my hair won’t frizz. Thoughts?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everybody needs to calm down (mostly me)