Chris Ritter

Hungry dogs run faster

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Cantlay is cold blooded. Cant wait to hear the chirp that went with the 👍 @ForePlayPod #RyderCup2025 #USA

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What happens if I spit on a guy?
You can’t play anymore

And what if I punch him in the head?
Just take a play off

#NFL #NFLKickoff #GoBirds

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@chrisruddick @Philly_Mays Terrible take from a good dude. Phils are more equip to win a chip and the Yanks are bordering on playoff contention THIS YEAR. But sure let’s talk about titles from years past…

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@BarstoolNate getting some face time in the postgame. Sick fit too

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If you won money on a hockey game last night, you’re banned from 4th of July this year. I’m looking at you Plinko #Commie @ShaunMorash @EvanRobertsWFAN

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Inject this into my veins

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

GET ME TO GAME 2

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@PaulHudrick But we threw snowballs at Santa #classy

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@stoolpresidente The script has already been written. @BarstoolBigCat got the lottery ball with 76. @hen_ease is down big. Philly in 5

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@EvanRobertsWFAN @craigcartonlive Susan just had a good one on the pregame. Something about chocolate filling before she mutters “it’s just keeps getting harder and harder”

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@PMTsportsbiz @BarstoolBigCat jake locked in on Red Panda at the Big East Tourney

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@JJettas2 @NFL @FDSportsbook someone has to make this right

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Chills. Go Phils.

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Aaron Nola posted the sickest edit to his IG (ig/aaronnola_27)

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Hope Troy Aikman doesn’t get cancelled for the “Hopefully the competition committee gets together and we can get rid of the dresses” comment #NFL #raidersvschiefs #MNF

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@EvanRobertsWFAN @craigcartonlive they wear their jerseys to media day because they have to do team photos/videos before. Duh.

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@KFCBarstool But you hear us coming @BarstoolPhilly Be Afraid

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@EvanRobertsWFAN Do we even know what number Ben wears in Brooklyn? Haven’t seen him much..#MrSoftee

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Gotta love Sexton going #PostiveVibesOnly with the ‘96 World Series win t-shirt @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports

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@BarstoolBigCat red panda sighting at the Big East Tournament. Flawless victory

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@jasonrmcintyre Jeudy already tweeted “we lit 🔥” so I’d say he’s staying