Will Bain

Actor, Cocktail Bartender, Easily Distractible and-

[Sam Reich @samreich]

watch me play the part i was born to - sam the eagle - in a live stage reading of the muppet movie this coming sunday to benefit california wildfire relief! in-person tickets are sold out but the livestream is available to all!

[bella 🤍 zidanetribal.bsky.social @magemasherz]

to honor tom scott here is one of my absolute favorite videos on the internet

[wyvie ⁷ ★ saw wab:te!!! @vorjeanz]

bursts into tears. brennan with cats my favourite genre of photo

[Alison Hammond @AlisonHammond]

Statement : 🖤

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@hankgreen if I was standing upside down on my ceiling, then the room was plummeted down faster than gravity could pull it, would it feel like I was standing upright?

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@BWallArthur I do cocktail work as a living and I’m not familiar with it

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@ladytiefling On my first campaign ever, I rolled a nat 20 and shot a flaming arrow up a dragons urethra while doing a double backflip off the side of a castle and landing on its neck, then stabbing my daggers through its head

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@UmActuallyShow
Um, actually, you said Bill Cipher wears a top hat. This is incorrect as in weirdmageddon we see that the top hat is actually a part of his anatomy, when Grunkle Ford shoots the hat in an assassination attempt, and there’s blood, flesh and bones.

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@CrankGameplays Why hello there

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Puss in Boots 🐈

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@BWallArthur I’m hungover and at a dance class. I would like the sweet release of death please

[Bradley Wall 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺🇬🇧🌍 @BWallArthur]

One of the best reasons to leave teaching? Experiencing the appreciation of people you taught years ago in pubs years later guilt free.

(Workload, stress, pay, responsibility aside)

[Will Bain @wjdbain]

@BWallArthur That was me!