BMWCarFan

Foodie, travel lover, BMW fanatic, #beyhive member, reader. I'm a good guy. An uppity African.

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[🇿🇦 BUZZ 🇿🇦🫶👏 @dgtager]

I have a question for SARS : Other than salaries and perks for parliamentarians, what do we, the tax paying citizens, get from government that is worthwhile. Paying SARS is like money being stolen.

[Pia @_epiphiany]

Friendship in your 20-30s is celebrating your friends resigning from toxic workplaces

[johnny 🧍🏾 @ivycuffs]

i don’t think she’ll ever top this version of halo. she was FEELING it!

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Not to be dramatic, but having to work 5 days a week is ruining my life.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Once you've experienced remote work in your career, you realize how much draining the office actually is.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"you smell so good" is one of the best compliments ever.

[🦄Niggakazi @niggakazii]

A man who doesn’t have friends is a serious red flag

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever

[BMWCarFan @wjl00]

Osian....

[𖤐 @gottaluvkelvyn]

whos yall fav gay porn actor??

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[MR.GQ 🌟 @kkashkamm]

Never woulda thought out of the 26 years I’ve been on this earth I woulda seen Diddy clutching his coochie on video….

[FAT KAT @glizzygutss]

I hate when straight men are overly friendly bc do you wanna fuck or not? Quit playing with my emotions.

[BMWCarFan @wjl00]

@LvrZenitsu @angie_goodwood With your 20 followers. Go off babe!!!

[Gomolemo.❤️ @RoyaltyGomo]

I hate people that are desperate to be in relationships,like guys it’s okay to be single 😭😭

[Giselle’s Tyrant Daughter @2catstacks]

Kehlani on Beyoncé's undeniable, eternal greatest!

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

People need to understand that there are days when you're not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

[Mzansi4sho @IrepTriplep]

@AneleAndTheClub Hai wena didn your dude steal money? What is refusing to take off sun glasses compared to someone stealing public money? Have shame...you should never react/judge anyone wen u apparently sleep with a thug

[Mzansi4sho @IrepTriplep]

@TeeJayTumelo @AneleAndTheClub Lol bro I dont know how she thinks its ok to judge a child for not taking off glasses when she's protecting her eyes from the flashing cameras.We should never let this lady judge anyone till she talks about her crooked guy