Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️

Gamedev/Trial Lawyer. VR Producer.
VR Content Creator, Crazy Kung Fu.
Asst. Producer, Samurai SlaughterHouse.

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

so long and thanks for all the fish.

I got back on Twitter to find a PS5,

stayed to link up with the VR community

and now must leave to protest what this place has become

See you guys anywhere but here.

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@tiltfive hey Mickey you ovine

you ovine, you blow my mind

Hey Mickey 👏🏾👏🏾, 👏🏾👏🏾

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

.@elonmusk could learn from @JimGaffigan,

who is funnier, without ever being mean;

than Elon is mean, without ever being funny

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

"so I'm having a pint, minding me own business

"and the next thing I know, Keith's your brother, Patty's your mother-in-law,

"me ex-wife has keyed me lorry; how's that for a fine how-do-you-do?"

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@TheeBeardedBard Eff that noise.

I've never had a Chik Fil A,

and now that I got an invite (thanks @RobertJALA) , I'm done with this trash fire

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

reading the Miranda ruling v. reading subsequent case law

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Can you imagine having Patty as your mother in law?

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@kalliend3 it's Quaid!

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@TribeGreywolfVR LOL!

Fun fact: in my head, I read all your tweets in your voice! I have an inner Tribe!

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

the comments are big mad with "who is this for? who wants this?"

me, motherf*cker

it's for me

sitcho ass down

[Star Trek @StarTrek]

Prepare for the musical event of the season! ✨ #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekSDCC

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

my dad held pigeons for *thirty years* before this was invented

they fired him and he couldn't find work

ppl are so insensitive

[Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid]

So as it turns out the pigeon holder is actually an extremely safe an efficient way to hold a pigeon still long enough to give it medicine

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

any of my followers cool with this?

reveal yourselves

[Ammar Moussa @ammarmufasa]

WATCH >> Ron DeSantis defends new curriculum that will teach children how slaves *benefited* from slavery.

"They're probably going to show some of the folks that eventually parlayed, you know, being a blacksmith into, into doing things later in life."

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@GeenzVR *ahem* the operator of this account does not advocate crimes against furniture, fixtures or any other subject and clearly intends this as parody 😅

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

good thing this guy couldn't find the Math Stone

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@TeaWhySnipes why not double it and make it a sixth, that'll show 'em

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@_Arkanian Behind a camera

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

@LeirielVR

[Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ @wjmcmath]

you have to wonder what other duds they were considering,

for "web of web" to ultimately prevail