William O'ffill

Have your honesty be similar to an open book.

[William O'ffill @wjoffill]

How is it that professors know just what it takes to put us to sleep in class?

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So staying awake watching #ParksAndRec until 2 am wasn't my brightest idea #tired

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Just about shit myself when, while in the shower, a spider the size of two quarters next to each other crawled onto my shampoo

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Not to pull a Velma or anything, but I can't find my glasses...crap

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Reading A Game of Thrones, and Joffrey is just as much of a little bitch as in the show

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Watching Dirty Jobs and he was at the KC Airport!! Woo! #Kansas

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When a woman says...

[William O'ffill @wjoffill]

Apparently in ND, "What do you do?" is translated into "How are you doing?" #what

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Traveled two miles like this and got to the gas station as the car died

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Doing donuts in the grass on the riding mowers #summerswag

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Somehow, even though I have a lot of thick hair, I managed to get sunburned on the top of my head #wtf

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Oh @PrestonOffill that voicemail truly cheered me up, making me burst out in laughter. I miss you, big guy

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A dinner fit for a king

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Look at this lovely thing I get to drive #ladies

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Big indication that you're away from home: you're the only one without an accent

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The dogs across the hall at the hotel are having a barking competition, apparently. Looks like this'll be a fun night.

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Goodbye Kansas, see you in August!

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Idk about you guys, but Insidious chapter 2 is actually pretty creepy

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Looks like I'm living in Park River, North Dakota for the summer!