joe waters

the first rule of slug laugh is you do not talk about slug laugh

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

michael gove is an absolute cunt

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

@TeleFootball You could’ve just said: “Since the turn of the century, Everton are the only ever-present top-flight club yet to win a trophy”.
Implying being relegated and subsequently promoted would be a good thing for Everton fans is insane 👍

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

EVERTON STAY UP!

Up the toffees!! Fans on the pitch as well. Louis would love to be there. #EVEBOU #JUSTSTOPOIL

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

For the Everton fans 💙🙏🏾

[The Guardian @guardian]

Police say they did not receive reports of threats to Everton’s directors https://t.co/11Av5XzXOv

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

🚨 Delighted to say ‘Out of the Blue: The inside story of Liz Truss and her astonishing rise to power’ by myself and @JAHeale for @HarperCollins will be out for Christmas..

📣 Announcement: https://t.co/ONn30I51x3

📚 Preorder here: https://t.co/ED9p3DtX3s

[C @_CM_67_]

“Why are you making jokes about the Queen dying”

Me:

[✌🏽️ @Owen_1906]

One of the lads has been sending his scrans into the group chat for the last few weeks and they’ve reached a point where they’re too good not to share

(I can promise you all of these were eaten and none of them are a piss take)

⬇️Thread:

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

@rachaelbetts1 @aarjanistan genuinely sickening

[Everton @Everton]

We can confirm Rafael Benitez has been appointed as our new manager.

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

@rachaelbetts1 @lusxt normalise singing unwritten like a football chant

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

@aadamm71 @rorytheman28 there second to last 😛😍🔥🔥

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

@MattyDove @KFitzgibbon35

[joe waters @wjp_060497]

@OfficialPrest @KFitzgibbon35

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Tommy Robinson calling out Little Mix and Anthony Joshua vs Parklife

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

BLM

[Jack Grey @_jackgrey]

Edward Colston statue pulled down by BLM protesters in Bristol. Colston was a 17th century slave trader who has numerous landmarks named after him in Bristol. #BlackLivesMattters #blmbristol #ukprotests

[Astutiae. @iKhristenCraft]

Getting the 30 minutes of exercise with the community ❤️