Parker Smith

[Parker Smith @wjps1999]

@BiggerShaun321 Yep. Need more in the 81-99 age group.

[William Howard Taft @WilliamTaft27]

BUILD THE TUB!

[Bruster's Ice Cream @s_cream]

We will be offering free ice cream TODAY ONLY for anyone who can prove that they went out and voted in the 1944 midterm election.

[Parker Smith @wjps1999]

I honestly can’t tell if everyone at VCU is wearing Halloween costumes or if that’s just how they normally dress.

[Parker Smith @wjps1999]

Authorities: “There’s going to be tornadoes and torrential downpour, stay safe out there”

All of Virginia: Cuts on high beams and emergency flashers, gets on the interstate, swerves into the left lane and sets cruise control to -15 MPH.

[Parker Smith @wjps1999]

It never ceases to amaze me how many attempts it takes for VCU students to successfully park their cars.

[Paul Ryan @SpeakerRyan]

Retweet to agree → Our men and women in uniform deserve a pay raise. The House is about to vote to give them their biggest raise in 9 years.

[Parker Smith @wjps1999]

@BiggerShaun321 Future Darwin Award winner

[Parker Smith @wjps1999]

This is my new favorite thing https://t.co/ZlaJEvLGP1