THE HORLAV ARCHIVE

/*THE HORLAV ARCHIVE is a project recording the strange occurrences in Horlav, "the City of Wires."

/*The current year: 1992.

/*Written by Winter Publicover.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Anyways, that's why I opted to make something truly weird.

IF YOU WANT THAT: </*STAINED GLASS VIAL*/> IS THE NOVEL FOR YOU.

IT SHOULDN'T HURT THIS MUCH.
IT SHOULDN'T HURT THIS MUCH.
IT SHOULDN'T HURT THIS MUCH.
IT SHOULDN'T HURT THIS MUCH.
IT SHOULDN'T HURT THIS MUCH.

[❤️ jamie p! 💚 @pamiejaige]

hatsune fucking miku

[New Blood Interactive @NewBlood]

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Whats the quote? "A computer can never be spiteful or horny, therefore a computer should never make art." I've been thinking about that a lot, lately.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

I've been doing this thing where, if I'm scrolling and I come across any bullshit talking about AI, I practice an instrument for at least two minutes. Its nice to see some progress, and better to know I'm doing it outta spite.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Try our new Teeth Burger!

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

@tasuke0092001b THE GUMICONIAN HANDSHAKE

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Mods! Give that man Capgras Delusion.

[habit blackberry 👀 @habitovin]

waiter waiter please give me more internet projects that are secretly contemporary adaptations of beloved horror literature!!!

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

This... this is the plot of a Star Trek TNG episode. It was played as a joke in the episode. What the fuck are we even doing

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

If you die, there is a service called cryopreservation where your body is stored at around –200 °C for a fee of about ₹1.74 crore. The idea is that if a cure or advanced treatment is discovered in the future for the problem that caused your death, you might be brought back to life again.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Sirens! At the Costco! They fuckin killed him

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

I love seeing a vehicle with "frequent stops" on the back stop frequently like damn yeah you really do be

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

"I grapple with mental illness" yeah so do I but luckily for me I

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

I AM EVERYONE [that] LOVES ME goes so unfathomably hard actually

[Vlurr 🇨🇱 (Comms closed) @Vlurr143]

I was editing an image in photoshop and somehow it glitched and ended up like this?????? I've never had this happen to me before I'm scared

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Look man, I’m telling you. Hustle, grind, dominate. It’s the three stage weapon of suffering. It’s the oblique point of madness that keeps the stress fresh and the pain new.

You gotta weaponize the carrot, bro.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

Intercepted text found on CHV.93, aired during a midnight programme.

Visible for one frame.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

I posted this some time ago on another social media website/hellhole but.

Nothing Beside Remains: a squad of operatives investigate an abandoned facility on abandoned farmland. Something is watching.

NOW LIVE on the website in my bio.

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

The definition of "I" has troubled me of late.

An excerpt from </*STAINED GLASS VIAL*/>

[THE HORLAV ARCHIVE @wjpublicover]

ARCHIVED: Karnsten Weather Forecast; 12/12/1989

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