Willow

Singer/songwriter for the southern alt-rock band Dixieland Disciples.
@dldrocks

[Willow @wjwillow]

How in the hell is this women employed. The @TheView is like television for slow people. Yes #WhoopiGoldberg, they've done so well at "Keeping The Lid On". Like it or not, one party is doing their job. The other? Doesn't have to be there! So who's escalating what, exactly🤔

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@TrumpsHurricane They've been singing this song for years. You'd think, at somepoint, they'd begin to question their own. You know, the folks who have been feeding you this nonsense? Because Either your team is dead ass wrong and it's all lies?
Or they're too INCOMPETENT to halt it🤷🏻‍♂️

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@TheRealDudja Cujo
Christine
It.
King had several single word jobs.
Happy holidays, by the way.

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@GmorganJr Look man, I've been a fan for YEARS!!! Don't make me #ChangeMyMind 😉😂🫡

Texas and Bama will fix it.
#RollTide

Seriously, hope you and yours had a wonderful Christmas and happy new year. Happy holidays to the entire LwC crew... Including the Boss man.

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I'm like 99% sure I just saw @TheoVon on the @VandyFootball sideline. Tell him to stay away from the Defensive players... As this is not a laughing matter😆
Damn Theo, Why can't we be a Bama fan🤔😂
Huge fan all the same🫡💯

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@ZyanGibson We were worried😆 You're an absolute dawg!!!
You and Bama will the perfect marriage. Big things in your future. Be safe and we'll see you soon.
Happy Holidays, my brother🫡🐘💯💪🏼
#RollTide

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@JoshPateCFB Hey Commish, what's your take on The Fighting ChapelBills trailing to a Walk on QB(lacrosse player), who's completed one pass and has a grand total of 70yds(total offense)? What's the temp on that chair looking like🤔

As I type, D. June to the heezey. 13-10, Fighting Billdos😂

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Not only did he forecast a two loss @TexasLonghorns entering the RedRiverShootout(by no other name), he predicted the teams you'd lose to[IN JULY!]. Then, called his shot on a "MustWin" for a needier Texas, today. He was right. The Oracle of Austin. VOTE IT!
#PateForCommissioner

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Just binge watched some @TheOfficerTatum and now watching the CFB Playoffs between PennSt and The Irish and thinking?
Is this televised Black on Black crime(Franklin/Freeman)🤔😉😂

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@TheNewWaveShow Jaylen.... Please Don't. Young blood, you're gonna get that Sunday Bag. You and Hollywood are DAWGS!!!!
Please stay home.
#BamaBuilt #LegendsMade

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@om_i_god @ScottJonesy @KEEMSTAR Distressed? Nah my boy. So 20-teens. Let me get them pissy britches😂
And I thought skinny jeans sucked🤔

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@Kallosiayro I did Nazi that coming. Did Jew🤔
Do they have to be Kosher for her to "Spit on that thang"?
As for those who lost thousands? Be it Stormy Daniel's, Monica Lewinsky or little Miss Hawk, herself....
Do NOT take financial, nor life advice, from Blowj*b expert. Might get F*cked😆

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@KillaKrew_ I did Nazi that coming.... Did Jew🤔

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@ShouldHaveCat That one may actually need a muffler. Maybe a problem with the CATolickit Convertor🤣🤣😉

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@thelilianajas @timontherocks If you even think you might be gay, Give this a look see.... Nothing?
Yep, you're gay. At least you tried🤤🍆😆🫡

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@RebelNews_CA @RebelNewsOnline #MAGA This is why we wanted him here🫡

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Dear Baby Jesus...
Can we please 🙏🏻 have a @TuckerCarlson or @megynkelly WHPS? 🤣🤣🤣 Hell, Give me @charliekirk11. @greggutfeld. How bout @JudgeJeanine? Maybe @PlanetTyrus? @RealCandaceO? Ooooh... @WatchChad for the win!!! @Nero would work. MakeWHPSGreatAgain🫡🙏🏻😆

[Willow @wjwillow]

"CluemiN4ZI? FEDs Infiltrate The TCC? More Manufactured Drama"? #DramaMajor #SoLowAct #WarPigz https://t.co/MTT6FICAYd

[Willow @wjwillow]

"The SlurCus Comes To Town"{Fa-Gate2024} #GraLow #WarPigz #Crama https://t.co/SsGCelBWH9

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"@T-Rev757, Gangsta Gumshoe or Crama's Own @JosephMorris? #FraudSquad #WarPigz #AugustaEverAfter https://t.co/lcZc7EIapU