Jethro

pain

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Sheesh that snow is a whore

[Jethro @wkazil96]

I am getting assaulted by mosquitoes, fuckin sucked dry, I hate it here

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Woke up with the meanest crank neck ever, can’t even look left or up

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This girl scam likely keeps calling me, sounds kinda hot

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She belong to the creeks

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My tummy is in turmoil

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UPS drivers have zero drip

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This Marlboro red Ben n Jerry’s ice cream is bussin

[Jethro @wkazil96]

I think I’m hearing some birds fuckin

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Pretty sure I just saw some graffiti on a train that said “Dierks Bentley” lmao

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Just tore my freakin hibiscus

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Just left a $2 million house, nobody in there had an ounce of drip

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Bro take me back...best concert of my life

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Swear when I’m drunk I could choke slam a grizzly bear

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Cheeseburgers make my arms real big

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Bro why are people playing Nuketown like it’s rainbow 6 siege, just sitting there holding angles with an acog BRUUUH

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Anyone else snort off all that coke on your car this morning? I still can’t feel my nose

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Now I can’t stop singin WAP to the melody of “the dance” by garth brooks LMAO

[Jethro @wkazil96]

Man life can change in a ins tent, never take it for granite bro

[Jethro @wkazil96]

This dude asks what kinda sandwich from subway I want I say just an Italian, he brings me some bread with 2 strips of bacon and lettuce on it, still kinda good doe