Wyatt

[Wyatt @WKurzhals]

@itsBrae_ just suffer like the rest of us

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

I loooove when a movie ends on the darkest, bleakest, most demoralizing, hopeless, dismal note with no moment of relief and just leaves me feeling completely empty inside

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Future has summoned the evil lord Cthulhu, bringing darkness upon earth for 30 years

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

u just have to become stronger im sorry

[. @J0nesToChina]

Patriots fans: “Aw man. I don’t really want Mike Vrabel. I’d rather Ben Johnson develop our young talented QB.”

Giants fan subplot:

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

I loved you last year I love you this year I'll love you next year I'll love you forever

[Wyatt @WKurzhals]

@emilysavario shhhh

[Dick McFadden @Dickmcfadden69]

Bartenders the second their hands touch a TV remote

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

My body, Dua Lipa’s choice

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

The president-elect saying he's going to "bring prayer back to our schools" is about as blatant a violation of the 1st Amendment as you can imagine.

[B R Y A N 🦂 @Bryyxnc]

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Democracy!™️

[sluj @smashdirt]

WHAT

[martha dumptruck 🚚🥤 @sa1martha]

AMSR is disgusting. I never want to hear anyone's mouth sounds. Whispering should be forbidden. Do not chew or slurp a beverage into a microphone and tell me to relax. I hate you.

[julia @FOAM1NG]

u obsess over ur identity in relation 2 others while ur soul rots inside U

[Display Name @MyAnnualFallOff]

My entire body is private parts