Former Cucumber

Offline, I’m even harder to explain. Frequently mistaken for the main character in someone else’s story.

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@CARandDRIVER

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@mario4thenorth #LOLBOWSUP

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

Death threats and promoting domestic terrorism is not protected under freedom of speech laws. Also, who calls for the death of a baby and toddler?! Sick minds.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Conservatives are demanding the FBI investigate this person who is calling for the assassination of Charlie Kirk's widow and children.

"Don't let it stop with him. Get rid of the whole family, his wife and kids too."

"His wife deserves to go too...go get his grandma."

"Get rid of them all. And the ones that are above him."

"Y'all want results without putting in the work. You gon' have to take out trash to get a clean house."

"Estoy Dokusei" on Instgram.

H/t @Suffragent_

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

If you've ever found yourself using the word "but" after saying no one deserves to be murdered, save us the thinly veiled appeal to morality.

#ripcharliekirk
#CharlieKirk

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

#NewProfilePic

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

In other news: Water is wet.

"Growing number of Canadians believe big grocery chains are profiteering from food inflation, survey finds"
https://t.co/o1QnWpeHX4

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@Manmade_Brand I own @BN3THapparel (mypakage) and @saxxunderwear. Saxx have the liner that keeps your legs from sticking 2 your junk while they hang freely. Mypakage has the pouch which u need to put your junk into. No free hang. Junk can come out. Not ideal. Fabric liners>pouch. Manmade=pouch

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

As a new father, I entirely understand this more than I would have ever before. Your partner and your child are your nexus. Everything else is peripheral no matter how profound you are to those that surround you.

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@cityofsaintjohn how will a limit of 1 bag of garbage/week work on streets uptown that have multiple renters & no way to tell how many units are in the building and who owns what garbage? Will they just refuse to pick up excess bags till it piles up? Renters will not pay for tags

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

hiphop lost one of the best battlers of all time … RIP @patstay .. KINGS NEVER DIE‼️

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

Visualization of average world temperature

#interesting

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@burnettisms @SaintJohnPickle Is that an analogie? My point is that under a digital QR code validation system, your whereabouts are able to be tracked everywhere you go. Not sure how the gov't is going to know your whereabouts at all times because your employer tells them you work for their company...

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@graeme_sr You have a drone? Siick

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@DonnaReardonsj @cityofsaintjohn Those boats collectively are worth a lot more than the boat transporting them 🤯

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@SaintJohnPickle Oh, and I'm vaccinated.

[Former Cucumber @wkwardPickle]

@SaintJohnPickle And before anyone says *you already have a tracking device. It'S iN yOuR pOcKeT*, there's a difference between opting out of optional 3rd party geotracking and mandatory government tracking.