ItMightBePersonal

All I need to survive:
-good coffee... end list

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My aesthetic is pretty simple to copy there's only three aspects:
-button down Hawaiian or superhero t-shirt
-jeans™️
-a lack of self-respect

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@gwatsky inhabits a very specific mood for me: on a quiet bus at night. Rain optional.

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@kylerjadam This is so brave

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@kylerjadam We're you not at the last meeting it's like *sparkly flourish* required

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@kylerjadam This is disgusting. I am horrified to find out people still exercise.

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@S_J_Devlin I played a black/green/artifact deck for years. I also like a monowhite flying deck for shits and giggles.

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@S_J_Devlin Oh bitch. I'm so sorry... but also... ummm... *leans in and whispers* what color?

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@kylerjadam You can just say you started an onlyfans

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@kylerjadam England is satire.

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@S_J_Devlin *pauses mid headshave* ya know I wish you'd mentioned sooner...

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

Trans people exist.

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WHERE. IS. THE. LIE?

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@S_J_Devlin Yas queen

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Great now she's probably quoting Pirates of the Caribbean or Star Wars?

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Cowards. All of you.

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@thatonequeen You've got something stuck in your teeth

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Yes.

[Liam O'Rourke 🌹 @Liam_JF_ORourke]

Yeah they might have Lady Gaga but does American Democracy have this?

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It just so happens that today is they day I decided to play Party in the U.S.A. by @MileyCyrus at work... Yes. Totally a coincidence.

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

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*breathes a sigh of relief*... Bye bye Cheeto boi

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To those celebrating the departure of the prick in chief I say: Wait. He's still got two hours. Lets not count our fascist chickens before they hatch.

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Growing up is going from Chaotic Good to Chaotic Neutral.