WM Caf Updates

the only dining hall at the college of william and mary (parody account not affiliated with william and mary)

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@johndbdietz hi john dietz

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our next ai staff members are a t4t couple named hark and gale. they work in our career center and help students internships at top defense contractors

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sexchangecells be like “mmmmm twenty american dollars”

[UNITE HERE Local 23 @unitehere23]

🚨JUST RATIFIED: a first contract for Sodexo workers at William & Mary!

Workers will have:
- minimum $3/hr raises by Sept 2023
- union health insurance
- pension
- job protection
- and lots more!

Congratulations to everyone who fought for this victory!

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WM parody caf twitter stands with the dining hall workers union and encourages you to picket with them on Valentine’s Day at 3PM on terrace. we know you don’t have plans

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@chrisfarleystan exactly!

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we did not blackmail chief cheeseboro into retiring

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you: where’s me beast
doctor (with a tear running down their face): where did you think the mr beast burger came from

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in light of recent events

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“slut era” you say as you get in line to pick up your little breakfast sandwich for the fourth consecutive day

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https://t.co/N10ejcQJ8I fill this out to help with the union

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common Sadler L

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WM caf updates supports the dining hall workers in the efforts to unionize. Want to learn more? come to the unionizing 101 discussion at the ISC tonight!

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we have nothing to do with the death of the queen

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WM CAF STATEMENT ON THE RECENT OUTAGE

shit my bad

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in line with the new res life policy we will also be charging you $35 whenever we goddamn please

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you cannot astral project into caf

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you’ve heard of the dirtbag look. get ready for dirtbag food

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we’re dating pete davidson