William Markusen

Husband, dad, maker, sailor, designer, aspiring internet entrepreneur (@hadtosay), slow ass runner, and candlemaker

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@Suzierizzo1 Johnny or O’Brien
Runner up: Leno

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@HardBarn You can always park and walk into the pharmacy.

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@EimajNoraa @BoDonnghaile They’re going to kill the January chain. There is no way they let it run.

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@ThePPseedsShow Somebody please explain.

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@Pedalo1979 @Mr_Derivatives He’s suggesting 10% conversion rate, meaning 90% of subscribers are on the free tier. 🤦‍♂️

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@ThePPseedsShow Is there any other basis for this besides Kevin’s Insta post stating MOASS on 12/14? Because I suspect that he threw that date out off the cuff simply because it happens to be is birthday.

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@piyushmittal A show pony being played for the fool he is.

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@piyushmittal Apparently the White House is suddenly mad at Infantino and FIFA for making Trump look like a buffoon by awarding him this esteemed “honor” 😂.

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@honeymoon250

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@AbsoluteRegard Tooz day

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@JDVance Portland is a peaceful city. I’ve lived here my whole life. This action makes no sense. Was just downtown this morning. Families out walking, hanging out at cafes, hiking in our lovely Forest Park, kids playing in the fountains. Portland is not “war ravaged”. Not even close. 😔

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@RealAlexJones I prefer to think you’re better than this Alex.

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@nicksortor You’re comparing apples to oranges.

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@Matthewtravis08 This is no more fucked up than the craziness happening on both sides. We are all guilty and we should all be ashamed that we’ve allowed blind hate to replace decency. 😔

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@JDVance So sweet.

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@BillyM2k Well said. Such is all there ever was, or ever will be – everything is relative, and all is distorted by space and time separating our own unique perspectives.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Do you ever have anything to contribute to Twitter that is NOT divisive, mean, or negative? As a man in your position, if you put half as much energy into positivity as you do negativity, you could really make a major impact for the good.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @kanyewest Dems are only intolerant of intolerance – which is what your father is peddling, and which is why dems are standing up to him and his agenda of isolationism and bigotry.

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@killerstartups Still at it with http://t.co/LJbTSh9Nuy and still enjoying traffic from: http://t.co/eKJX3yV8Fz #thankyou #startup

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What's wrong with this picture? #opps #xmas #adventcalendar #qualitycontrol #bummer #tradition @thelandofnod