@wmata Parody

A parody account. However, @wmataParody cares more about your safety and comfort than @wmata does.

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@sunnydee1993 @unsuckdcmetro That's a vent cover dumbass. Thanks for the $!

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@JayHDick @unsuckdcmetro @Metrorailinfo Whatever

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@wmata @PressClubDC Sorry BL riders--we're still screwing you!

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@rgenteeny @dcmetrosucks @wmata Disgustingly GREAT! #MetroOpensDoors

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@dcmetrosucks 12 mins--some of the shortest Rush Hour waits in the nation!

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#RushHour Service at its finest with #WMATA @unsuckdcmetro

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@willsommer We can't blame him, what is he supposed to do--take @wmata? He'll never arrive anywhere with any consistency

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GL/YL - you're fucked.

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@johnckowalski @DCMetroHotMess That's only 2 mins beyond expectations for Blue Line! #MetroOpensDoors

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.@dugganwapo @loriara I know this was probably in response to your article, but it now exists: @firepauljwiedef

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@mikejonesradio @wmata #KeepingItReal just like going to a Garbage show @930Club in 1998

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@uccellabird @FixWMATA @Metrorailinfo We're providing a valuable excuse

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@Ann_E_Nigma @FixWMATA @dcmetrosucks Nah...

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@FixWMATA safety first?

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@itsnotstove @wmata @unsuckdcmetro We're spending money to try to get more people to ride the SL

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@kdrkrepp @wmata How else are @wmata employees supposed to get to work one time???

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@FixWMATA Possibility, but we agree with taxis and think @uber is killing us. People seem to like paying more to get places on time

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@kdrkrepp @wmata We discourage this.

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@kdrkrepp @JackEvansWard2 @CharlesAllenW6 @wmata We listen to "outrage" (haha, nice try!) #whatevs