William Colvin

Male nurse, listener of mainstream music...Sorry not sorry!

[William Colvin @wmclvn]

@EllenPompeo on @RuPaulsDragRace ?! Shantay, you stay henny yas!

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Yas @farrahrized you fuckin tell her henny

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Just ordered from @Grubhub again because @UberEats was twice the price praise be

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@BuzzFeedNews how do I get news back on my main screen with this new update?

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https://t.co/zyTojZN3FS @ladygaga

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@UberEats we received our food COLD and are unable to receive a refund for the food we didn’t eat?! The literal worst customer service

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@JeffParishGov your officer H. Fry stationed at MSY treats people like they are nothing more than garbage. Screaming at drivers unnecessarily and being a very poor representation of @CityOfNOLA. I felt extremely uncomfortable with his open hostility.

[William Colvin @wmclvn]

@Wolfiesmom I just found out we’re related through James Claypole (abt. 1532 - 1599). Let’s be friends?

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#TeamAquaria

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@taylorswift13 you are so weird aka my everything #delicate

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@kanyewest you’re a dirty disgust @KimKardashian how are you justifying this???

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@danjlevy can you come? I’ll get you a ticket kthanks 💁🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/QVtwVtpVey

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I’ll get you a ticket for free @annefrances yw 💁🏼‍♀️

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@annefrances this is why I’m asking. Please please come! I’ll buy you a drink as a favor for improving my life with your acting. https://t.co/QVtwVtpVey

[William Colvin @wmclvn]

@annefrances Annie do you love Harry Potter by chance?

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@Progressive is everyone on lunch? I’ve been on hold for half an hour HEEEEEELP HEEEEEEELP

[William Colvin @wmclvn]

@SamHarrisOrg how did you get through this interview with Russell Brand? I would’ve died

[William Colvin @wmclvn]

@FifthThird I just had an unfortunate experience with Sean - ID 4523 and do not appreciate being scammed by this bank. Please resolve

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@netflix why do I have to wait so long between episodes? It’s affecting my binging k

[William Colvin @wmclvn]

@hulu_support the new app layout is terrible and not user friendly. Change it back