Wil Hamer

Life Philosophy: Optimistic Pessimism

[Wil Hamer @wmhamer]

Cereal gains a special quality when you eat it at a time that isn't normal cereal time.

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Appreciate the update.

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I was in an automatic rotating door and it just stopped turning? With me fully inside? Then I locked eyes with the person at the front desk of the lobby, and just had to keep nudging it around. Embarrassing.

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Waze getting real creative

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Why does everyone insist you don’t get a sticker.

[Bill Martin @BillMartinKTVU]

A unique perspective

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The person behind me at the movie theater spilled ketchup on me. Like??? How

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Game company buys land to stop Trump's border wall https://t.co/rcA2GfaLBg

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Shouts out to @xochorange for bringing me to this magical place.

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@xochorange Oh jeez, yeah hopefully we'll finally get a good one.

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@xochorange Xoch you really got to find some better pictures of me

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@thistorikid @xochorange Why Thank You!

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@xochorange @thistorikid I can corroborate this.

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@xochorange @thistorikid Why are y'all doing me dirty like this.

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The fog actually made it pretty easy to take pictures. #SolarEclipse2017

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Things my parents text me from the backyard pt. 2

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I still maintain that ridding a bike around the valley is the best way to do Yosemite.

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Mom: "I'm trying to remember what episo-"
Dad: "We're on 5."

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@xochorange Not as fancy as those people that never had any though. Only half way there.

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Shoutout to my to bottom wisdom teeth that never existed. You're the real MVP.