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Digital Panopticon

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A man is nailed to a cross. When is he taken to heaven, God say: I cannot operate on this child for he is my Son. How is that possible? (Long pause) The trick is that it is Jesus mother. God is a woman.

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@cantliveinpeace @Cinemark There is a set of Peopl in the theater right now @Cinemark THEY are sat!!!!

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This popcorn tastes like SHIT @Cinemark

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Fart Zuckerberg invented fartbook

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@cantliveinpeace @Cinemark the invite and also the popcorn tastes like shit

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Turn the house lights off NOW! Im tryna look suspicious @Cinemark

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@FIR3WALKWITM3 Nate be like hey guys I’m Nate now let’s get freaky

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hey man did you hear that Toylette Papier was traded to the Buttfuck Browns? Did you see the big trade?

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Janitor Google Search History:

“Which urinal cake is the best for the TOILETMASTER TU-9765 Reddit”

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yes I have RBF (rather be fishing)

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First day at work and I already clogged the toilets

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@2017KiaRio don’t get on online without checking in w me first. I’ll be buying shark cards to get ahead and keep you down

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The glorious sunset casting pinks and oranges onto the clouds while I’m 5 minutes into 1/1 (2004 Remaster)

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it’s like RaiiiiIiIiIiIiiNnNnnnn on your wedding day

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I FEEL A SENSE OF INTENSE PRIDE

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@FIR3WALKWITM3 You will look full chopped

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@Thr33m0 Is thr33m0 Inc hiring?

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Got fired from my j•b today

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@trjbleH Down