Praise be to your favored religious or non-religious deity, the horrid month of April has passed, and it is Friday, May 1st. Let's gooooooo!
The crime ban has been extended through May. You're welcome.
Wash your hands
For those of you struggling to keep track, today is Wednesday. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Lawrence Police Department.
Wash your hands.
Fact: Dogs will crawl into your bed and always lay on the remote, you will then spend 10min searching the bed for said remote. Next, you’ll then take another 5mins searching the rest of the room. Lastly you’ll find said remote when the dog decides to move #dogs#fact#everytime