Emma Baker

Creator of Gobbatron and Goose. Owner of lungs. Burger lusting.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Mom is your wife.

Me: Yeah.

4: And you're her husband.

Me: Uh huh.

4: And you're my snack getter.

Right again.

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

All of us. #NationalBiscuitDay @mermhart

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

@abflabbulous I asked my dad to show me how to use a drill. It didn't go well. He's pretty hopeless at using a drill too!

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

I've been listening to lots of podcasts and getting scared about #gobbatron's future. Mainly because I listen to killer podcasts... But @CheerfulPodcast episode on teen voting has made me excited for her

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

Took the g's To Oceanarium. Their fave bit was not the giant turtle. #Gobbatron=hand stamp. Aka. Tattoo like mummy. #goose=touch screen questionnaire about global warming. #moneywellspent

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

@abflabbulous Think positively. You didn't opt for a shampoo bottle!

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

@abflabbulous Flops 😞 do you need puns in support? Love you

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

Trying to explain to #Gobbatron that they won't play her favourite #vulfpeck song at a school disco is a bit heartbreaking

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

I can't be the only one who pretends their Hoover is Sir Killalot from #RobotWars . It makes hoovering far more enjoyable!!

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

Today I'll be allowing my work colleagues to write questions for me to ask my date. I'm not going to look at them in advance. #datingin2018

[MAkbarD @MAD4869]

#BlackHogwarts
Voldemort:"kill the spare"
Cedric:

[L. e. s. l. i. e. 🫶🏾 @Leslie_81]

When Dobby dies in Harry’s arms #BlackHogwarts

[very ancient @ningtendopxbox5]

Harry when the third person got turned to stone by the basilisk #blackhogwarts

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

Oh Insta, insta, Insta. You get me. Following this with an advert for ice cream. Life fucks you over completely. Repeatedly. But then..... Ice cream.

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

@RachelAllen511 😍😘😘

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

@RachelAllen511 😍😍😍😍

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

I can't be the only person who gets excited about a decent calculator? I've been reunited with my #calculatorbae today. I keep schoolgirl giggling about using it.

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

But he also must put sunglasses on and close the door on me. Because I'm interrupting HIM!! #workingfromhome

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

He must use my desk for his lion. Must be around me at all times #workingfromhome

[Emma Baker @wobblyfunghi]

The reality of working from home with a 2 year old. He farts. He expects to drive trains over me. He poops and I have to clear it up #workingfromhome