Wodeshed

Retired nihilist.

Alternate account: @WodeshedR

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

Second account: @WodeshedR

[TugboatPhil - America 250 Club @TugboatPhil]

@physicsgeek I have no smart phone and no apps.

[BILLIONAIRE UNIVERSITY® @TheBillionaireU]

Carlos Boozer Rented Out His Mansion... Then This Happened. 😳

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

Fun on dates:

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Proper way to pick up a bottle of @corona 👇

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Who deserves to be in jail the most?

[Interesting Universe @InterestingUni]

The illusion of speed when 100 Mph looks like stillness.

📹 Credit to the Owner

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

Gee, an Irishman set the world record for beer drinking?

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1969, a 23-year-old from Northern Ireland named Jack Keyes achieved a legendary feat by chugging 36 pints of beer in a single hour.

To put the pace into perspective, Keyes would have had to average one pint every 100 seconds for a full hour without slowing down.

When Guinness World Records retired all alcohol-consumption categories in 1989 due to health and safety concerns, Keyes’ unfathomable achievement remained the unbeaten, permanent record.

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

I'm not sure but I'll bet one of those wheels is wobbling

[CeCe @cecegkh]

Stumbled across this mystery machine on Myrtle Beach today. No signs, no explanation….just vibes and questions.

My official guess: Ocean dash for my Taco Bell order 😂.

What’s YOUR unhinged theory? Wrong answers only

[🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲 @BredsguardDalen]

Just making sure you all get proper judgement from a Golden Retriever today.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Dog goes viral after accidentally adopting himself at a stoplight.

[Hosna ⚖️ בניטה @DOGEQEEN]

🚨ALERT: In a jaw-dropping move that's sending shockwaves through the elites of the Iranian regime, the Trump administration and Secretary of State Marco Rubio are actively working to revoke visas for approximately 3,000–4,000 Iranian elites living in the US.

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

Shockingly, not the Babylon Bee.

[@amuse @amuse]

TEXAS SENATE RACE: Recorded sermon catches James Talarico (CIS) comparing unborn children to tapeworms & parasites who should have no legal rights. He claims Christianity is a 'feminist religion' that justifies abortion. This is the 'moderate' Democrat preacher running for Senate. Just say no.

h/t @glennbeck

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

@RonFilipkowski This is an astonishingly bad take.

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

They're pretty cute when they're grown up too

[Puppies 🐶 @Puppieslover]

He loves watermelon, so his human gifted him one whole watermelon as a "toy." He has now achieved peak canine happiness and all stuffed toys officially obsolete… would play a melon 🍈 fetch with him

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

There is NOTHING in the world cuter than a golden retriever puppy.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

When you realize you messed with the wrong neighborhood🥰😂

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

<She takes out her red sharpie and crosses “Scott Pelley” off her list>

<She smiles and turns the page>

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

THANK YOU FOR THE CLOSEUP

[muses crave ꨄ︎ @musescrave]

penny lane for sports illustrated swimsuit

[Wodeshed @Wodeshed]

@BrunusCutis @FoundersGirl That's a pickle sniffer if I ever saw one.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

The chances of a deer taking you out at a crosswalk are slim. But never zero.