Severiano

[Severiano @woeks12]

You can't be ugly and play hard to get... Yo ass already hard to want.

[Severiano @woeks12]

" You're better off being alone than being with the wrong person."

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That moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is required. Lol NO.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 78 of them.

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"Spending Valentine's Day with that special no one."

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" That awkward moment when Adele finds someone like you."

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*Girl on facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm!" Or you could buy a coat, Bitch!"

[Severiano @woeks12]

" If I could punch you without getting in trouble, believe me, I would."

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."

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I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later."

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When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened.

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Do people in China get words with the American Alphabet tattooed on them?

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I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.

[Severiano @woeks12]

I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called "Amazing."

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: A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon."

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" Stop letting people who do so little for you, control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions."

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Girl: OMG, what did you get me? Boy: See that pink Mercedes? Girl: OMG YES! Boy: I got you a toothbrush, the same color

[Severiano @woeks12]

Another painful day . But we'll be good