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The difference between the Mile and the Marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

[Woffurd @woffurd]

@TheLastLeg I expect #oxfamno will win simply because there is so much overhyped bad press at the moment. #oxfamyes should win. What good does withdrawing funding do? It will just make a lot of people's lives worse. Well done news people you've done it again. #createabandwagon

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#oxfamyes

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@ArianaGrande That was a wonderful thing you did tonight. Thank you so much. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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@jeremycorbyn What an arse. Using the day after 7 people died to make a political gain.

[Woffurd @woffurd]

#JeremyCorbyn What an arse. Using the day after 7 people died to make a political gain. https://t.co/kUxwqItVEf

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

London attack: Corbyn criticises Tories in terror speech https://t.co/AqC0LxlTYN

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@piersmorgan What a load of crap! How dare you make a political point out if a tragedy like that. Just shows what a low life you are. Be ashamed!

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#Eurovision Aussie bloke mooning on eurovision - classic moment 🤣

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@TheLastLeg There are things called postal votes for people who can't get to the Polling stations

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#thelastleg Any chance of using Miriam Margolyes as the new voice of the Bullshit buzzer?

[Woffurd @woffurd]

#TheLastLeg at #1 Not surprised after what Miriam Margolyes just did. She's a legend. Starting a sweepstake on the number of complaints 🤣

[Woffurd @woffurd]

#carshare Just watched S2E1. With all the crap going on in the world its good to have it back. So heartwarming. Going to watch it again now.

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Dear #PremierLeague Please can #watfordfc swap one of their last 4 games and play #Arsenal instead.

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

#Milibacon #TheLastLeg https://t.co/7Wxz7kfw7G

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#RedNoseDayActually I really want Hugh Grant to be the actual Prme minister now.

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#isitok that Adam will soon owe enough to pay for the Mexican wall.

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#isitok to keep thinking of the wide mouth frog joke every time Donald Trump speaks.

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@watfordfc Ha ha Zaha. Harry the Hornet gets a mention on #MOTD thanks to big Sam. Way to go #harrythehornet

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@nfinity I'd love a sparkle backpack for my daughter. She just had stitches and can't do cheer for a while. It would make her smile again.

[Woffurd @woffurd]

@infinity I'd love a sparkle backpack for my daughter. She just had stitches and can't do cheer for a while. It would make her smile again.

[Woffurd @woffurd]

#isitok to wonder what Basil Brush is doing under the table