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#Woj reporting everything KSBA basketball! shams can suck on my nuts.

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Brian Bonjovi Statline from last night:
123 - damn she’s bad
42 - Id hit
15 - weather app checked 10- drinks purchased 0 - girls talked to An all time performance #woj

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Mfers coming outta stable be like #woj

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“These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.” - kai rasmussen #kr8 #woj

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man in the arena…. #bbj23

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“Sebastian Bernt. You got absolutely torched by me last year and quit the league. Guess it fate that i’m playing you first.” - Adam Silver. Commish talking his shit? Will he be able to back his words? Poll down below ⬇️ #woj

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“i don’t even know my team. no one texted me. did i go u drafted? am i that good?”. - real quote from bonjo

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“All i heard is that eric horn drafts the worst team had the worst first round pick of all time in billy biggs. He’s like jamarcus russell. No drive, no skill, he’s nobody.” - Coach Aiden Conway #bum #woj damn son.

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i had the honor of speaking w abros today. I asked him if hoodack could beat him 1 v. 1 in the fight to the death, he head this to say. “Russians never lose.” can’t fault that logic right there. #woj

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I met with an anonymous league insider today. He gave me the scoop on one particular KSBA hooper: “Kai Rasmussen builds brick houses faster than a group of latino men. Certified bozo.” Unlike LA, the streets of Cbus are cold 🥶. See you at the draft! 😎 #woj

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If the KSBA games were won and lost based on gumption, who we taking with the first overall pick?!?

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“Joey Feerer needs to put down the basketball and bet slips and get some bitches.” - anonymous KSBA player. Tensions are starting to get high. Should make for a memorable season! 😎😎 #woj #damn #son #getrekt

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With the season approaching, Coach Dev Vasani gave me some insider draft scoop. “Skino is so average. He talks the most and only played JV in high school. And he quit! He claims he can dunk and doesn’t even have a video. I guess this is his varsity.” Scouts take notes.📉📉 #woj

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When asked how he’s preparing for the season, veteran big man Danny Meringolo tells me he plans to do “A lot of jerking off.” I followed up asking me what he does on a game day. He quickly replied “Jerk off.” You gotta respect it. A lot of heart and hustle from the vet. #woj

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BREAKING: It has recently been revealed that top prospect Brian Bonjiovani reportedly gets no bitches, per sources.

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