Captain Morgan

Drunk pirate. Pillage Responsibly.
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@NFLonFOX AI Slop, missing a whole bunch of teams

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@RossDellenger Let's just make it 128 teams

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@MensRoomLive New details revealed about quadruple amputee accused of deadly Maryland shooting https://t.co/YK1ggW4uBi

He really has no Legs to stand on. He's all up in Arms about it.

Also, how you get shot twice by a armless man.... Had to take him a good two minutes to shoot

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@jaxon_smith1 BUUUUCCKKKSSS

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@TheeTedSmith You guys do realize only children and teenagers get sprung break off, right? Y'all get more time off a year then I do in 5. Just saying. Got nothing to keep me entertained!! Come on Ted!!

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@DevonWitherspo1

Bought this jersey specifically for the Super Bowl because I knew you were gonna have an impact. Epic performance by the entire D! Let's do it again next year!

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@MensRoomLive WHAT A FUCKING GAME TED!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

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@MensRoomLive So is this like the Men's Room's version of finding the golden ticket? What do I win?

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@johnjoe @Riley_Gaines_ Well said

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@ZoppaRako @HappyPunch Lol

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@lezramgomez @HappyPunch Im sure Peirs is shaking in his boots 😂😂

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@dylonmusk_ @HappyPunch Jake Paul fights fighters who are WELL past their prime. He's a fucking joke

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@mayfieldtoevans @MySportsUpdate McCarthy is soooooo overhyped. He's a rookie who hasn't thrown 1 pass in a regular season game coming off a torn ACL. Good luck! 😂

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@VideoMixtape_ Digya some trolls 😂🧌 😂

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@nfloridapga @PGAChampionship 23 over! Wow congrats Koch 😂😂😂

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@barstoolsports 530 people are on death row and the last execution was in 2015. You do the math

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@ElijahKimble0 @Paulwoods2

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@NFL @brockpurdy13 @49ers Ummmmmm. No

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@OptimusKevTron1 @NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Short answer, No