Joel Keene

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@NotCubby @girldrawsghosts I'm fascinated to know how you treat a car wash?

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@dieworkwear Also 20-tweet-deep argument with anyone else

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@JennyENicholson You should get an Oura ring - it will quantify for you the slugginess so you can think about it all the time

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@MattWallace888

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@baileymeyers That little guy is a guy. Little feller guy

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@jonstewart Yes?

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@JennyENicholson It means a human child, like how people call their pets 'fur babies'

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@baileymeyers This kind of behavior is also highly correlated to being a multiple cat owner

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@TempestPaige @JennyENicholson Although never forced to contemplate this before, on reflection, I realize that this is correct

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@Bamafootball52 @DrEmilyThomas @cvspharmacy Calm down there cowboy. Everything's going to be alright, probably

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@DannyVegito Wait.... have you never tried it!? Oh my God, once you do, you'll never go back

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@baileymeyers You bastard

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@baileymeyers Oh my God, same shoes! Fire

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@baileymeyers @archerfxx @getFANDOM @luckyyates @aishatyler @ambercnash Love your shoes

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@baileymeyers Beware the temptation of relationships with humans. That goes for both of you

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@drmistercody To be fair, nobody predicted this

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@JennyENicholson I believe this means we should not let him buy any guns

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@hankgreen Was he right?

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@baileymeyers You gotta try this

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@RespectfulMemes The stagnation zone in front of the udder is really fortunate from an udder-stress standpoint. Maybe cows were meant to fly? On the ground