Paras

[Paras @woke_404]

@Sassy_Soul_ It must be a UPSC question. Everyone will fail this

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Dev Kotak, Times Now reporter.

A leaderless protest, will always lead to anarchy. Now different political parties are trying to be the head of this protest. The ones who started this are hiding.

[Paras @woke_404]

@Saahysahu @byomkesbakshy But we are in a democracy bro.

[Paras @woke_404]

@Saahysahu @byomkesbakshy Which rule? Abhijeet Dickpe pe koi rule lagoo nahi hota

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Meet Jatin from Kanpur, son of a tailor who cleared NEET on his first attempt and is now heading to a top medical college. A dream once unthinkable for poor families in the pre-NEET era.

Yet these kinds of positive stories barely get any views or RTs.

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

It's a full-on celebration at the CJP protest today.

900 pizzas, 650 plates of chhole bhature, and 1,300 burgers have already been served.

In a little while, chicken lollipops from Karim's and grilled chicken from KFC are also expected to arrive. 🥳🥳

[Bharatrastrasena @Bharatrastrsena]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆🤣

[Paras @woke_404]

@Being_Humor Unke paas dil bada hai. Isi liye paisa aaya hoga

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

I mildly condemn abuses hurled at this guy, name I don’t know

[Paras @woke_404]

@UnSubtleDesi @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka @abhijeet_dipke Woh bhootiya sach nahi bolega

[Nupur J Sharma @UnSubtleDesi]

Here, @SauravDassss and @AshutoshRanka are literally clutching on to their mobile phones.

Kabhi to sach bol le BSDK @abhijeet_dipke

[maithun @Being_Humor]

So is this protest against Baba Saheb Ambedkar ji..? 😭👇🏻

Shame on @abhijeet_dipke 🫪

[maithun @Being_Humor]

PMS - mood swing 👇🏻🫪

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

Another conspiracy theory doing the rounds in Lutyens’ media circles claims that these protests were planned by Neil Nitin Gadkari to divert attention from ethanol blending in petrol. According to the theory, Neil Nitin and Petroleum Minister Harpreet Singh brought Abhijeet Dickpe onto their side, fed him plenty of bread pakodas and asked him to gather people for the protest. As we all know, bread pakodas are Dickpe’s biggest weakness. Since Neil Nitin is from the film fraternity, he allegedly approached unemployed Bollywoodiyas and got them to tweet and post on Instagram.
These reports remain unconfirmed. My journalists and reporters will soon uncover the truth

[Divya Gandotra Tandon @divya_gandotra]

Yeh GenZ ki masti he Khatam nhi ho rhi 😪

[Divya Gandotra Tandon @divya_gandotra]

While cockroaches are making reels,

Delhi Police saved a life of a protestor who lost consciousness during the protest.

However, international media won’t cover this.

[desi mojito @desimojito]

Brutal roast of Uddhav by @mieknathshinde ji 🔥😂😂😂😂

[Paras @woke_404]

@Abhinav_Pan Aur tu hila bhi liya?

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

Honestly, these people have a brighter future joining those Mera Yesu Yesu people. 😏😏