Woke Flake

Woke me up when it’s all over.

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

@elonmusk Get fucked Elon, you’ve lost your grip on reality.

[Europe Elects @EuropeElects]

UK (GB), Omnisis poll:

EU Membership Referendum

Rejoin: 61% (+4)
Stay out: 39% (-4)

+/- vs. 20 Oct

Fieldwork: 21-22 October 2022
Sample size: 1,353

➤ https://t.co/Oc1WEqPB9Y

#Brexit

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

@JolyonMaugham Unless Liz makes him a Lord before she shuffles off?

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

@PaulBrandITV Some people are on the pitch..

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

Apparently populism doesn’t work if you’re not actually popular.

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

Man who lit a dumpster on fire complaining that a dumpster is on fire.

[David Frost @DavidGHFrost]

My @Telegraph column tonight.

"Liz Truss has to go if the Tory party is to have any chance of recovering."
https://t.co/0585Re6E4c

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

@PCOwen_a @RachaelParkman @wukintunmarra @DominicPenna @annakerr_ No wonder she’s committed to the triple lock..

[Matthew Taylor 🔶 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @mat8iou]

In an unguarded moment, Krishnan Guru-Murthy says what many have long thought about arch-Brexiter Steve Baker...

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

I haven’t seen this much chaos in a Tory government since this morning.

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

😳 Now Chief Whip has resigned. Her Govt is dissolving. This is really dangerous: we’ve got a rabble of a Govt fighting like rats in a sack - whilst people up & down the country are under unbearable economic strain.
Liz Truss needs to go to the King tomorrow morning

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

I mean, we’re getting to the point now where Ukrainian farmers can demand anything they want?

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

@BPAS1968 Asked why he personally profits from a company that manufactures abortifacients, he says his fund has to be run in “accordance with the requirements of the investors and not according to my religious beliefs”. I wonder why the same ethical boundaries don’t apply here?

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

An unpopular opinion:

We should pay MPs £200k a year and ban them from having any other income or interests.

We do it for judges for very good reason.

Maybe we’d see more talent too..

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

@neuralfist @Neverdweller @BattinsonMarvel @AlecBaldwin You are saying it comes from the sheriffs report - but there is not a trace of evidence that this is true. The onus is on you to prove it did, or to look like the kinda mug that believes random crap off of the internet designed to fuel trolling.

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

Nooo, don’t cull them in the farms.

I can think of no better political statement than releasing 120,000 pigs in parliament square.. https://t.co/yRy6gw2BKX

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

To the folks telling me that “there’s no petrol shortage, there’s plenty at the refineries”..

If it’s not coming out of the pump, it’s a shortage.

If the refineries run out, I assume you’ll delight in letting me know, “it’s not a shortage as there’s plenty in the ground”?

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

Please don’t kill the Shat

https://t.co/jfqvDFSxHi

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

Labour reject PR.

Jesus titty fucking christ.

They don’t deserve to win an election under any system.

Can anyone make it stop?

[Woke Flake @woke_flake]

I mean, why would EU drivers bother coming back on a temp basis?

Imagine your mates just got barred from a pub for no reason. Then, when you’re out for a pint somewhere else the bellend landlord texts you “alright, I’ll let a couple of you in for 10 mins”.

You’re alright mate.