WokeSwami

Spiritual guide to wokeness. Learn to be better.

Activist for the living impaired's right to vote.

Satire.

[thatstarwarsgirl @thatstarwarsgrl]

I still can’t believe this wasn’t a skit🤦‍♀️

[TB1Kinobe™️🇺🇸 @TB1Kinobe]

@ScottAdamsSays Man gives lecture on how to end your career

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@MelonieMac You are not "mid".

If anyone says you are, they're either Greek Gods with massive half breed harems or mentally impaired.

[Vincent Kennedy @VincentCrypt46]

Sorry to hear he past. He had a good eye.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@BidensWins Thank goodness!

With inflation going up faster than wages, the people are going to need those jobs more than ever... probably more than one.

Biden 2024!

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@JoJoFromJerz Exactly!

We need to pass that bill to fund more undocumented immigration of Biden voters.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@JoeBiden Yes!

Because we can't have a socialist utopia if the people whose individual rights we're taking away start shooting at us.

Take their guns! Communism depends on it!

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@JebraFaushay Well, neither does the president.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@imjdsharp @krassenstein We've needed more than 10 million votes from the living impaired, reality impaired, and undocumented since Clinton.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@funder I refuse to support a president who doesn't sniff children or take showers with his underage daughter!

Who's with me?

[Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸 @IsaiahLCarter]

Let's say a white man comes to a Black woman-owned bakery in the Bronx, Tish.

That white man wants to order a cake in the shape of a KKK hood, with the topper being a depiction of a Black man being lynched, holding a sign that said, "This Nigger Voted."

Would you make that Black woman bake that cake?

[Gato Maldito @Gato_parodia]

🤷🏻‍♂️😬😹😹

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@MayoIsSpicyy Hopefully he doesn't sue the shit out of New York for violating his 8th amendment rights.

That pesky constitution is ALWAYS getting in the way of progress.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@gvnzng No, you're a fucking fascist idiot who's happy to see the constitutional rights of American citizens' stripped away because you disagree with them.

If you really want to punch a Nazi... well, there you are.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

Fascism's okay when we do it.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fuck Vladimir Putin.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck Tucker Carlson.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck Fascism.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@gvnzng "Bubble of lies"

Oh, the irony...

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@gvnzng And that's why the democrats are the party of tyrants, they're more than willing to throw away constitutional rights away on a whim as soon as their TDS kicks in.

Move to Cuba, it'll suit you better.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@gvnzng Regardless of that bullshit you just posted, you didn't deny the fact that Jan 6th protestors were locked up without a trial, some for years and I think some are still in prison, which is unconstitutional to the Nth degree.

If that's not tyranny/fascism, I don't know what is.

[WokeSwami @woke_swami]

@gvnzng Then why did we lock up all the Jan 6th people without a trial?

Why did we literally create a law for Trump to break in NY after the fact in order to fine him nearly half a billion dollars?

See? Fascism is good when WE do it.