FH🍉

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

love love love the new Olivia Rodrigo album!

[💗 @ma1ybe]

GREAT WORK LADIES

[the log lady's log 🪵 @estherannaa]

the irony is that the best way to remember these experiences is to be present when they are happening to you, and not to experience them through a phone screen. memories are made by being in the moment and experiencing everything that's going on around you.

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

this no phone at Phoebe Bridgers concert drama has given me all the incentive I needed to sign up for presale

[boogieman sam @dudeimsad]

stop facetiming people and holding up your phone in the middle of a concert, everyone behind you is annoyed and uncomfortable and it's gonna sound like shit on the other person's end anyway

[Brian Hiatt @hiattb]

Probably time to delete this app and maybe also the entire internet and possibly the planet

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

need to pace myself and not buy all the lawn co-ords on my first day in Pakistan

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

I need to understand why Indians think it’s okay to watch cricket on max volume in public spaces with no concern for those around them

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

@okayysorryy I’m gagging at how you have triggered all these losers 😭😭😭 and you’re just stating facts

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

chose the hottest time of the year to be in Dubai, when I could’ve been in a beer garden in London complaining about the heat instead

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

3) she also cancelled her London show that I had tickets for the day of the show and never ever bothered rescheduling. Will never pay to see her again.

[Hamza🗽🌐🏙️💹 @schitcoin]

I don’t care about what her takes are. I dislike Arooj Aftab because she:

1) butchered Hafeez Hoshiarpuri & Mehdi Hasan Khan’s song(s)
2) won a Grammy for that butchery and then didn’t even mention them in her speech.

That’s why no Pakistani remembers her Grammy win.

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

why does the internet go crazy every time a couple talks about being child free and tries to convince them life is with kids is amazing

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

London 👏👏👏

[Zak Atlas @zakatlastweets]

london is the best city in the world to be 25 in. the worst city in the world to be 45 in. you have a window. use it.

the rents will eat you. the noise will eat you. but for a few summers in your twenties the city becomes a private party that everyone you've ever wanted to know is invited to.

don't waste it on dating apps and standing meetings.

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

90km of hiking at 4600m of elevation done in 6 days damn you go girl (me)

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

@okayysorryy amen sister. feel even more strongly about this after spending 3 weeks in Nepal and seeing how the trekking industry only favours the privileged and often western tourists, at the cost of the locals.

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

I think at some point Taylor swift stopped caring if her fans care about or relate to her art and that’s when she stopped being an artist anyone cares about

[FH🍉 @wokeasfork]

ofc things like the Burberry x Hunza G collab happen when I’m unemployed

[ana ꕤ⋆˙ YSPSFAGSIL OUT NOW @anasobsessed]

this is just so fucking good like it gets better every listen omg

[#champions🏆 @paniniboy7]

when they’re yelling on the London Underground at 8am<<<<<<<<<<