Woke Award of the Day 🏆

I’m woke. Are you woke? Let’s find all the woke people and celebrate our woke-ness! (or better yet, let’s not.)

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Always remember, there is nothing more woke than telling someone you’re more important than them b/c you are more successful and/or have more Twitter follows than someone.

Blue Checkmark > You.

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@MLSist Congrats. You’ve made your virtue signal. All your online friends will be proud of you.

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@RyanGirdusky Can you do this for ocean county, NJ?

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Winner of the day! We love people who are woke enough to wish death upon others!

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Our winner today! @NebraskaMegan with an all-time performance.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

The movement for trans rights was always tied to the worldwide struggle for bodily autonomy, justice, and self-determination. From stopping the genocide in Gaza, to protecting repro rights, to fighting for the futures of trans youth, our safety all ties back to the same issues.

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We all know that 90% of Univision’s audience is undocumented! Virtually all Hispanics are undocumented-but no human is illegal. We must protect them from deportation. We have our first nominee for Woke Award of the day. This person just gets it!

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@seaningle There’s no better argument for communism than High School track times.

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@derek_j_rob @POLITICOMag Imagine thinking this was a good idea to write about?

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Some pigs are more equal.

[Jennifer M. Wood @j_m_wood]

When I'm a 78-year-old man who has dedicated my life to public service, lived through the death of a spouse and more than one child, and am elected president in the midst of pandemic to clean up after a sociopathic idiot, I'm wearing a fucking Rolex, too.

https://t.co/TCebDcUgld

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward! Natalie Portman’s Dior Cape.

[Amy Kaufman @AmyKinLA]

Natalie Portman embroidered her Dior cape with all of the female directors who weren't nominated for #Oscars. Check out her explanation here.

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward.

Without this list, I might not know how good a guy this guy is. But now I know.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

I'm glad public servants like Lisa Page are fighting back. Glad to see women like her, Fiona Hill, Stormy, Marie Yovanovitch, Dr. Ford, Sally Yates & others who have been smeared by Trump refuse to be intimidated or silenced. Republicans have pissed off women at their peril.

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward.

Sleep easy big guy. You’re officially a good person.

[#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1]

If you hold #LeBronJames to higher standard on global politics than:

1—Democratic Prez Candidates
2—NBA Owners
3—Adam Silver

OR if you talk China but silent about:

1—Ferguson & BMore Uprisings
2—U.S. Police getting away w/murder
3—Kids in cages

Your Anti-Blackness is showing.

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Jeremy is 100% right. This country will not be in a good place until every politician in every office is a Democrat. When will people learn this! One party rule is historically the way for country’s reach greatness.

[Jeremy Ebobisse @kingjebo]

2020 is vital. Its not enough to remove the racist sitting in office - we need down ballot victory. There’s too much on the line for too many people. If the primary must bring out intense scrutiny & debate, let the nominee feel the wrath of an enraged, hungry for change coalition

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward!

Grant is correct! We must support women’s sports. This can only be done by not watching men’s sports. We must tear down the patriarchy! If you’re watching this summer’s men’s tournaments you’re part of the problem! Be the solution!

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@Kaepernick7 is today’s winner of the #WokeAward!

But in my opinion Colin doesn’t go far enough! Did you know there are 13 stripes on the 🇺🇸 for the original 13 colonies? This triggers me and reminds me of a time when slavery existed! We must redesign the flag! ASAP!

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Nike is yanking a sneaker featuring the "Betsy Ross flag" after Colin Kaepernick said he and others consider the symbol to be offensive https://t.co/eKVtPM6oTA

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward: Adam Silver.

What a great move by the NBA! The word owner has clearly caused lots of racial tension. I think this should apply to all businesses. Nobody really owns their own business. Hopefully one day the gov’t will own all property.

[CBS Sports NBA @CBSSportsNBA]

Adam Silver says NBA moved away from using 'owner' term years ago: 'We'll stick with using Governor'

https://t.co/2inQHdBp4A

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward.

We must all agree that this is the proper way to begin conversation w/ strangers. I have a job interview this week and will make sure to ask my interviewer this immediately. As well as the receptionist.

https://t.co/HZNRJjieL4

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Any conversation that doesn’t start with the question “What are your pronouns?” simply isn’t worth having.

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Caring about the heartbeat of a baby is #NotWoke. Abortions are Woke.

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

A new USA Today/Ipsos poll found that Americans oppose “fetal heartbeat” laws, that ban abortions after fetal cardiac activity can be detected, 55% to 45%. https://t.co/b3AFNmiZvz

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Cyber bullying bullies is not woke. It just feeds the cycle of bullying.

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

Trump is known for calling others disrespectful names, especially women. It's your turn now. What name would you call him? _______________________

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Both tiaras are symbols of centuries of oppressive colonial regime and the decadence of the wealthy and entitled.

You are NOT woke.

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We have today’s winner of the #WokeAward

There must be a moratorium on breaking football news when women’s football is on. Because otherwise people will immediately stop watching the women’s game to read the news. This inequality MUST stop!

https://t.co/RWYQohlZ0y