WokeJohnnyBravo

[Jack Mandaville @jackmandaville]

Hell yeah, thanks.

[c-bass and tha fishpile @regularsizedseb]

New reaction image for when the gang doesn’t wanna go drinking:

[c-bass and tha fishpile @regularsizedseb]

There needs to be an “AI slop” option for why I click “not interested” on ads.

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

Forgot to get cheese in my burrito:

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My commitment to the bit has taken me places I wouldn't go with a gun

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

You're honor, I never did the D.A.R.E. Pledge, therefore I have Diplomatic Immunity.

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

"I'm taking a piss"
- Calm
- Dignified
- My grandma would shake your hand

"I'm gonna give it to the urinal"
- 🚨
- 🚔
- 🔫👮‍♂️

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

Her: so what do you do?

Me: (knowing women like sensitive guys) I take the mentally handicapped shopping... (remembering women also like guys who are "about it 'bout it") shopping for knives and guns

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

@jeremy_ion 🥀

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Do you do bits and talk shit during movie time like they did on Mystery Science Theater 3k or are you normal

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

*First night as a bartender*
Guest: I don't know what I wanna drink
Me: probably something wet *bad dad joke laughing*
Coroner: this is the most gunshots I've ever seen in a body

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

Sorry I made you cry. I was trying to flirt.

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@arsenal_616 @hoplopfheil Dawg, we need light/sling/optic meta back

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There's nothing like getting home and watching Jacked History after a long day at work. Feels like drowning at sea and someone throws you a life preserver made out of boobs.

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

Asking the guy doing bar trivia if his answers were fact-checked by true American Patriots >>>>>>

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@jackmandaville It has a handle for when it's too hot. That's just science.

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Not every smokey time is a drinky time but every drinky time is a smokey time.

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*Sees fog close to the ground*

Me: "Trash is taking off her clothes again."

[WokeJohnnyBravo @wokejohnnybravo]

Lol. Lmao, even.

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Worst voting experience ever. Absolutely zero muscle mommies guarding the ballot boxes. 0/10.