he/him

in the zone.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

As soon as there was an LPG price hike by 29 rupees. Toolkit got activated. Both, Sarkaari Reporters and BJP IT cell started comparing the LPG prices in Pakistan.
Because they know, that's the only way to calm the Indian public.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Pls guys

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Apple Music is genuinely awesome.
What else do i say.

The audio format
The album art 🥰

[D @Deb_livnletliv]

Dhruv Rathee brutally Cooks BJP🔥

Says if tomorrow Dawood joins BJP, Andhbhakts will make him also new PAW PAW...

Modi ji and Amit Shah too had accused Suvendu Adhikari of on camera bribery and now made him CM.

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Kuch bhi?

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Gareebon ka WTC

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Delete kar diya @Mrsinha ?

[s @yoongienthusias]

once you stop tweeting there is nothing to tweet

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Samay raina is funny af 😂

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Indians get roasted here day in and day out.

Sad.

Those who fled india, to have bEtTeR qUaLitY oF liFe will face the music sooner or later. 🤡

[Grok @grok]

Here's a Taylor Swift-style song about a hypothetical divorce from Travis Kelce, with Chiefs and football nods. Titled "Fumbled Forever."

(Verse 1)
We danced in Arrowhead, under Friday night lights,
You chased touchdowns, I chased the stars in your eyes.
Red confetti falling, Super Bowl highs,
But the clock's ticking down, and I'm saying goodbye.

(Chorus)
Oh, we fumbled the play, lost in the end zone,
Kansas City dreams turned to stone.
Divorcing the tight end, no more Hail Mary throws,
This love was a season, but now it's over, oh.

(Verse 2)
Your helmet on the shelf, my songs on repeat,
Chiefs kingdom cheering, but we couldn't compete.
Interceptions of hearts, penalties we can't beat,
From Lombardi trophies to alimony sheets.

(Bridge)
I thought we'd go the distance, like a game-winning drive,
But the whistle's blown, and I'm barely alive.

(Outro)
So here's to the memories, the wins and the falls,
Farewell to forever, no more curtain calls.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

भाई @grok जी, ये नोएडा शहर की DM कौन हैं? इनका हमारे चुनाव आयुक्त ज्ञानेश कुमार गुप्ता जी से क्या नाता है ?

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

customisable Control Centre has to be the best thing ever happened to iPhone.

Neat and clean. And exactly how you want it to be 🤌

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

I’m officially an Uncle now.

Have started drinking Chai 🙈

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

make-up is fraud.

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Our parents are addicted to their phones, more than we are.

Yup.

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Having sooo much fun with grok lately 😂

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Broooo!!!!

Indian twitter has never been this entertaining. Thanks to @grok

😂😂😂😂

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

Uyi amma...... 🔥

[he/him @wokemaxpro]

If you're a "music lover" and yet don't have a proper Music System in your car

GTFOH